Wednesday, 16 June 2010

*BREAKING*- WAYNE ROONEY IS A MUSLIM EXTREMIST!

Wayne Rooney, pictured yesterday, in a obviously false beard at the MUSLIM PROTEST against British Troops,  after Fabio Cappello let him miss training and fly home from South Africa.  Many ENGLAND FANS are now asking, "IS THIS THE MAN WE WANT PLAYING STRIKER FOR ENGERLAND"!

8 comments:

Barking Spider said...

Bloody, hell, DL, it really does look like him!

scunnert said...

Ah kent thur wiz sumfin fishy aboot him.

Colleens secret lover said...

Get yir knickers on Colleen. The beast is back in town.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spidey, I thought that as soon as I saw the photo. I wonder if that guy plays for Pakistan?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, The EDL literature tells us that Muslims don't bathe. So I'm not surprised he's a bit stanky!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Colin, he might have well been in this country on Saturday past. I didn't see him all game!

subrosa said...

Is that no' a stick-on beard? Looks like to tae me.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, it's definitely not Wayne Rooney's as he didnae have it the other day in S. Africa and anyway it would be an inpediment to playing football unless you could tie it up in some way. No, I think it could be a stick on one, they are probably trying to disguise themselves from the police.