THERE'S SOMETHING SMELLING FISHY AT SKY SPORTS!

While the above picture of the assistant referee, the girl Massey, as they would say in football parlance, is a bit unfair because she seemingly had a good game, it was the catalyst that led to the sacking of Andy Gray.

Now as most of you know I don't usually blog about sport, but this is not really any longer a sport story.  Gray has been instrumental in bringing about the success of Sky Sports, through his excellent knowledge and ability to communicate his thoughts on the Sport that the majority of men, if not all follow.  No, this is not about football, but instead about ISMs.

The first ISM is feminISM.  I've been going to live football matches for over 40 years and in that time, the fan base has changed from being predominantly male, to about 30% female.  Men used to go through a 'right of passage' at the football with their male mates after going there with their fathers.  I got mates on Facebook, who used to go to the football with me 40 years ago and we haven't seen each other since, but there is still that bond.  Why has it changed?  Well, in addition to the FeminISM issue of wanting to do things that men do, (try and get into the W.I. as a man though), there is also the case that families split up more easily now and more women now take young males to the football, rather than men.

This young lady, is Charlotte Jackson, who finally put the nail into Andy Gray and Richard Keys' careers by complaining about a sexist remark, said OFF CAMERA, as were all the other remarks which contributed to their downfall.  Well, Charlotte, in my book, if you want to complain about sexist remarks, DON'T APPEAR IN LAD MAGAZINES, IN THE SCUD.  (Although she has a very nice scuddy body,  IMO, if that's not sexISM).


The second ISM is ZionISM as displayed by Rupert Murdoch.  Now I know he's not Jewish, but as Jewish people will tell you, that doesn't stop you being a Zionist.  Andy Gray, as it happens is suing the 'News of the World', as a result of the phone hacking scandal which is emerging.  Now as I'm sure that you'll know, the News of the World are owned at least in part, by Newscorp, which in turn is owned by the Murdoch family.  It all seems very convenient to me.  How do you know BTW, when you're a white, male, working taxpayer.  Well, you don't have an ISM!

SUE THE ARSE OF THE AUSSIE BASTARD, ANDY!

GEORGE MICHAEL LOCKED IN SOLITARY FOR 'SAFETY OF OTHER INMATES'

After arriving at Pentonville Prison in a chauffeur driven car, unlike his fellow prisoners who were transported in an old truck, pop-pixie George Michael was locked in a solitary confinement for the safety of the other prisoners.

Prison Governor, Jack, 'the lad', Fletcher told D.L., "if Michael thinks he is coming here to shag the fuck out of the other inmates and do their drugs, he's got another thing coming.  He can just sit in his cell and 'choke his chicken' at the male porn films we have provided for his stay.  Not that he'll get any special privileges, just because he's a multi-millionaire, who may like to contribute to my pension.  If, when his dinner is delivered from the Ritz, he'll just have to have his butler heat it up in the microwave, I have provided.  There is no way we are going to get him ESPN as well as the full Sky package and a subscription to 'Gay' TV and I've told him that I won't allow his rent boys to stay in his cell for any longer than three hours at a time and if I hear any of the bastards orgasming then it's going to cost him extra.

There have been some 'careless whispers' that George Michael is getting special treatment, but I can assure the great British Public, that that is not the case.  Oh BTW did I tell you about my retirement plans..."

BROWN PROPOSES LEADERS' WIVES NUDE MUD-WRESTLING CONTEST IF IT'S A HUNG PARLIAMENT!

An increasingly desperate Prime Minister, Gordon Brown has proposed to the Leaders of the other political parties that in the event of a 'hung Parliament a leaders' wives, mud-wrestling contest be held to decide who will form the next Government!

ITV, SKY and the BBC are all said to be keen to stage such an event particularly as it proposed that the wives wrestle in the nude.  Mr Cameron's wife, SUMCUM is obviously at a disadvantage being six months pregnant however as she told  a NEWS CONFERENCE this afternoon in her usual demure way, "fucking never mind that, I won't be long in kicking that SARAH right in her FANNY"!

Alex Salmond's wife does not participate in day to day politics but SNP PIN-UP, NICOLA STURGEON is keen to take part.  She told D.L. today that although she was diminutive going by BIG SARAH'S STANDARDS, she was as 'tough as fucking nails' and "wouldn't be long in kicking the SHITE OUT OF THOSE ENGLISH BITCHES".  "I see this as Scotland's chance to be properly represented in THIS ELECTION AFTER BEING SIDELINED IN THE LEADERS' DEBATES".

GETTING AWAY FROM POLITICS - THIS IS A HOOT, (SHORT)

H/T UKIPPERS