An increasingly desperate Prime Minister, Gordon Brown has proposed to the Leaders of the other political parties that in the event of a 'hung Parliament a leaders' wives, mud-wrestling contest be held to decide who will form the next Government!
ITV, SKY and the BBC are all said to be keen to stage such an event particularly as it proposed that the wives wrestle in the nude. Mr Cameron's wife, SUMCUM is obviously at a disadvantage being six months pregnant however as she told a NEWS CONFERENCE this afternoon in her usual demure way, "fucking never mind that, I won't be long in kicking that SARAH right in her FANNY"!
Alex Salmond's wife does not participate in day to day politics but SNP PIN-UP, NICOLA STURGEON is keen to take part. She told D.L. today that although she was diminutive going by BIG SARAH'S STANDARDS, she was as 'tough as fucking nails' and "wouldn't be long in kicking the SHITE OUT OF THOSE ENGLISH BITCHES". "I see this as Scotland's chance to be properly represented in THIS ELECTION AFTER BEING SIDELINED IN THE LEADERS' DEBATES".