LONDON LIBRARY UNDER SIEGE AS 'NOB GANG' RIOTS!

The London Library-Pall Mall (library pic)

As I write this police are rushing to the LONDON LIBRARY just off Pall Mall as a bunch of 'nobs', many of whom are Oxbridge undergraduates, members of the  AnyoneforpoloOKyah gang from Sloane Square,  Chelsea have entered the building and have barricaded themselves in.

It is thought that some of the scum are reading books without paying to take them out of the library.  "The photcopier has been heard running almost constantly", said head librarian Constance Higginbottom.  The most popular tome appears to 'The History of the Tudors, What I Wrote', by the now discredited historian Dr. David Starkey, who last week offended liberal sensibilities by offering up the notion that last week's riots might have been due to the mass immigration of the last 20 years, particularly from Jamaica!

There are even suggestions tonight, that books by the celebrated authoress Jordan and the famous quick witted, 'man-about-town',  Piers Morgan have been trashed and used as toilet paper by some of the defecating rioters or arsenests, as they have become known.

The Mayor of London, Mr Boris Johnson, is known to be inside the premises.  It is not known if he is being held as a hostage, or whether he's trying to get his, 'Nat King Cole' from some of the younger, female protesters.

BROWN IN TEARS? GIVE ME A BREAK!

So Gordon Brown has cried in an interview with his good friend, Piers Morgan, GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!

Is it too much to expect the Prime Minister of Great Britain to be able to keep his emotions in check and not to act like some two-bit actress out of 'EASTENDERS'?  Can you imagine, Churchill, Thatcher, Heath or even Harold Wilson, blubbering ON TV?

This is the man who has sent hundreds of young men to their deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan.  These men were and are woefully short of helicopters.  They travel in trucks which don't have the necessary armouring.  They are under supplied with body armour which has caused deaths and horrible injuries.  They are woefully under resourced.  That is to say nothing of the thousands of innocent civilians who have been killed or maimed.  Does Brown cry for them?  I don't know.  But hopefully if he does, he does it in PRIVATE, because I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT!

GORDY FINALLY LOSES IT WITH PIERS MORGAN

Gordon slevers, (Scottish word meaning to whisper using a lot of saliva), in Piers's ear, " Yes Piers, Britain has got talent AND YOU'RE IT YOU BIG HUNKY WELSH BOYO, Susan Boyle is not the only one who has never been kissed". "Let me feel your TOUNGE TICKLIN' MY TONSILS"! "OH PIERS, TAKE ME NOW"............