LONDON LIBRARY UNDER SIEGE AS 'NOB GANG' RIOTS!

The London Library-Pall Mall (library pic)

As I write this police are rushing to the LONDON LIBRARY just off Pall Mall as a bunch of 'nobs', many of whom are Oxbridge undergraduates, members of the  AnyoneforpoloOKyah gang from Sloane Square,  Chelsea have entered the building and have barricaded themselves in.

It is thought that some of the scum are reading books without paying to take them out of the library.  "The photcopier has been heard running almost constantly", said head librarian Constance Higginbottom.  The most popular tome appears to 'The History of the Tudors, What I Wrote', by the now discredited historian Dr. David Starkey, who last week offended liberal sensibilities by offering up the notion that last week's riots might have been due to the mass immigration of the last 20 years, particularly from Jamaica!

There are even suggestions tonight, that books by the celebrated authoress Jordan and the famous quick witted, 'man-about-town',  Piers Morgan have been trashed and used as toilet paper by some of the defecating rioters or arsenests, as they have become known.

The Mayor of London, Mr Boris Johnson, is known to be inside the premises.  It is not known if he is being held as a hostage, or whether he's trying to get his, 'Nat King Cole' from some of the younger, female protesters.

WHY IS BRITAIN GIVING INDIA, 2ND FASTEST GROWING ECONOMY IN THE WORLD, £1BILLION IN AID?

Why is a poverty stricken country, us, giving £1,000,000,000 in aid to India?  They have their own space programme at a cost of £1.7 billion.  Their defence spending of £23 billion would be grabbed by our armed forces, who are reputedly fighting for oil and gas in Afghanistan without proper equipment.

Whilst our economy is faltering, the Indian economy is forging ahead, second only to China in growth.  This is what we elect our politicians to see to and they are patently not doing their job.  Cameron is shutting down all sorts of public facilities from libraries to swimming pools and yet, he can give our money away to countries who obviously don't need it.

What is going on?