SLICES OF EINSTEIN BRAIN TO BE TRANSPLANTED INTO ED MILIBAND

Ultra-thin slices taken from famed physicist Albert Einstein's brain in an attempt to find out what made him so extraordinary, are to be transplanted into the brain of Labour leader, Ed Miliband to see if they can make him any brighter.

The operation is to be paid for by the Trades Union Congress, whose leader, Fred Shuttleworth told us, "let's face it, he's a thick twat.  We hope that by giving him some of Einstein's brain it might make him one of the brightest men in Britain, even brighter than the man who currently holds the title of 'Britain's brainiest man', Stephen Fry and let's be honest here it wouldn't take a lot to make him the cleverest man in the Labour Party, because they're all thick fuckers".

Conservative Leader, David Cameron, who has been alarmed at the news has been allegedly been trying to get some Winston Churchill, DNA, before he has to meet Frau Merkel of Germany, in the second part of their war over the Euro and British concessions from the EU.

TORY MILLIONAIRE MP TAKES INTEREST FREE LOAN FROM US!

This, (without wanting to be fattist), pile of fat shite, Nicholas Soames, the Grandson of Winston Churchill, a man who illustrates the worst aspects of the Tory party and with whom it is said, having sex with for a women is, "like having a wardrobe fall on you with the key still in it", is amongst a number of MPs, including Ed Milipede, who have taken £4,000 interest free loans from us, while their expenses are worked out.

MUST BE FUCKING BRILLIANT!

CALLS FOR A MORE 'TRANSPARENT' SECRET SERVICE!

A MORE 'TRANSPARENT' SECRET SERVICE-IS THAT NOT AN OXYMORON?

Anyway on with the tale:
The silence around counter-terrorism activities increases mistrust in the Government and helps fuel conspiracy theories which can tip people into extremism, a think-tank has said.
The Secret Services should become more transparent and the Government should even consider infiltrating online sites to cast doubt upon conspiracy theories, Demos said.  The warning comes after Michael Clarke, of the Royal United Services Institute (Rusi) think-tank, said the UK had more to fear than any other western country from home-grown terrorists and the conditions were all there for a series of attacks to begin at any time.  Nothing to do with Iraq, Afghanistan and Palestine then Michael?  Jamie Bartlett, who wrote the report for Demos, said: "Less-secret services could make Britain safer. The more open the Government is, the harder it is for extremist groups to make stories out of silence.

This story was in the London Evening Standard and the above building is labelled as the 'Secret Service HQ'.  Now I don't live in London, but I'm pretty sure that's the MI6 building.  Home grown terrorism would surely be handled mainly by MI5?  Does nobody on the Standard, watch Spooks? 
It's interesting for people like myself who are dabbling in this area a wee bit to note the PYRAMID SHAPE of the MI6 building.  Where do you think the boss sits, in the basement?  Do you suppose there are any black and white tiles?  A coconut to anyone who guesses what the fuck I'm talking about.
These think tanks, RUSI and DEMOS, does somebody pay these fuckwits, public money, to come up with shite like this?  Of course they're secretive that's why they're the SECRET service.  Do these twats think for one moment, that British Governments are going to let us know what the fuck they are doing?  Half the time they don't, until they're told.  It's well seen it's SILLY SEASON at Westminster.  BTW, did you see that Cameron is going to take, PATERNITY LEAVE!  The PRIME MINISTER of Great Britain is going to take time off work because he's had his FOURTH BABY. FUCK ME!  CHURCHILL WILL BE BIRLIN' IN HIS GRAVE TONIGHT!

LABOUR ARE RUSHING THROUGH £11 BILLION OF PET PROJECTS BEFORE THE ELECTION

Despite frequently saying that they were planning to cut public spending, reports suggest that Labour ministers are instead pushing through the lucrative computer contracts, housing plans and new pension schemes before the election.

Reports on Monday suggested that among the spending already approved was is about £4bn on the long-delayed NHS scheme for patient records to be available to any GP or hospital in England.  Labour insists the NHS contracts are being revised to save taxpayers £600m.

MY BIG FAT ARSE!  Lucrative contracts are being pushed through now so that THIEVING LABOUR PLACEMEN will be able to get cushy 'CONSULTANCY' jobs with the COMPANIES WHO ARE GETTING THE CONTRACTS.

The worst thing is that the TORIES will shout a bit, but not too much because they will do the SAME THING when it is THEIR TURN.  The whole stinking, corpulent WESTMINSTER BAG OF SHITE, needs a CROMWELL, A CHURCHILL or a FUCKING BIG GUN!

BROWN IN TEARS? GIVE ME A BREAK!

So Gordon Brown has cried in an interview with his good friend, Piers Morgan, GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!

Is it too much to expect the Prime Minister of Great Britain to be able to keep his emotions in check and not to act like some two-bit actress out of 'EASTENDERS'?  Can you imagine, Churchill, Thatcher, Heath or even Harold Wilson, blubbering ON TV?

This is the man who has sent hundreds of young men to their deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan.  These men were and are woefully short of helicopters.  They travel in trucks which don't have the necessary armouring.  They are under supplied with body armour which has caused deaths and horrible injuries.  They are woefully under resourced.  That is to say nothing of the thousands of innocent civilians who have been killed or maimed.  Does Brown cry for them?  I don't know.  But hopefully if he does, he does it in PRIVATE, because I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BRITAIN TODAY

WINSTON CHURCHILL'S STATUE DURING THE "MAY DAY" CELEBRATIONS

I came across the picture above as I was trawling through the usual shite looking for something to blog about and it REALLY FUCKING ANNOYED ME.


To me, the picture sums up what is wrong with Britain today. In one word RESPECT. Yes RESPECT for the statue of the man voted the GREATEST EVER BRITON and the man who saved us from the Nazi jackboot. RESPECT for other peoples' property. RESPECT for other peoples' point of view. RESPECT for peoples' right to freedom from state surveillance, fought for in two world wars. RESPECT for peoples' right to a quality of life. RESPECT for the right of a couple to bring up their family without interference. RESPECT for society.

IN SHORT, RESPECT FOR OTHERS AND SELF-RESPECT FOR YOURSELF.