TORY MILLIONAIRE MP TAKES INTEREST FREE LOAN FROM US!

This, (without wanting to be fattist), pile of fat shite, Nicholas Soames, the Grandson of Winston Churchill, a man who illustrates the worst aspects of the Tory party and with whom it is said, having sex with for a women is, "like having a wardrobe fall on you with the key still in it", is amongst a number of MPs, including Ed Milipede, who have taken £4,000 interest free loans from us, while their expenses are worked out.

MUST BE FUCKING BRILLIANT!