SLICES OF EINSTEIN BRAIN TO BE TRANSPLANTED INTO ED MILIBAND

Ultra-thin slices taken from famed physicist Albert Einstein's brain in an attempt to find out what made him so extraordinary, are to be transplanted into the brain of Labour leader, Ed Miliband to see if they can make him any brighter.

The operation is to be paid for by the Trades Union Congress, whose leader, Fred Shuttleworth told us, "let's face it, he's a thick twat.  We hope that by giving him some of Einstein's brain it might make him one of the brightest men in Britain, even brighter than the man who currently holds the title of 'Britain's brainiest man', Stephen Fry and let's be honest here it wouldn't take a lot to make him the cleverest man in the Labour Party, because they're all thick fuckers".

Conservative Leader, David Cameron, who has been alarmed at the news has been allegedly been trying to get some Winston Churchill, DNA, before he has to meet Frau Merkel of Germany, in the second part of their war over the Euro and British concessions from the EU.

THE JEWISH MARXISTS HAVE FINALLY TAKEN OVER THE LABOUR PARTY!

KARL MARX

Near to where the Arch Revolutionary,  Karl Marx, lies in Highgate Cemetery, London is the grave of Samuel Miliband, Ed Miliband's Grandfather.
Samuel Miliband, although a Jewish Pole, fought against Poland for the Russian revolutionary Red Army.  Half of the twelve man members of the the Communist Party Central Committee, were Jews.  This in a country which only had a five percent Jewish population.  Winston Churchill remarked in 1920:


"There is no need to exaggerate the part played in the creation of Bolshevism and in the actual bringing about of the Russian Revolution by these international and for the most part atheistical Jews. It is certainly a very great one; it probably outweighs all others. With the notable exception of Lenin, who is only half Jewish, the majority of the leading figures are Jews. Moreover, the principal inspiration and driving power comes from the Jewish leaders. In the Soviet institutions the predominance of Jews is even more astonishing".


Ed Miliband's Father, Adolphe and his Grandfather managed to escape from Warsaw before the Nazis got there, although obviously the majority didn't and entered Britain, illegally, with forged papers. After the war, Ed Miliband's father, rather than expressing his gratitude to Britain, joined the Marxist party eventually marrying a Jewess, (Jewish children take their religion from the mother) and studied at the London School of Economics, a hotbed of leftist ideas in that period.  Ed Miliband took after his father and also studied there.


The point of all this rambling is that, it is my assertion that Russia, unable to defeat the West, militarily or economically has decided to take the softly, softly approach and strike at our soft underbelly, that great British notion for fair play and now we have a Marxist leader of the Labour Party, elected by the Unions and the likes of Bob Crow with possibly his halfwit brother in another high ranking job.  If they manage to talk to each other again!