WELCOME TO BRITAIN!

HERE WE GO AGAIN! I'M GETTING TO BE A RIGHT MOANING GIT.

Scientists have discovered why women are more likely to suffer from miscarriages and infertility problems if they try to have babies later in life.
Their study also sheds light on why children born to women in their late 30s and early 40s are at greater risk of Down's Syndrome and other genetic conditions.   The team of British researchers found that as a woman gets older levels of a crucial protein that helps eggs prepare for the moment of fertilisation decline sharply.

Here we fucking  go again!  On the same theme as last night's post, 'the team of British researchers'.  I wonder how many fuckwits there are in this team of EXPERTS, who have had to do extensive research that tells is that older women are more likely to get infertility problems.  FUCK ME!  Any CHAVS on a sink estate anywhere in Britain could have told them that!  What a waste of our money!

SCOTTISH LABOUR DISPLAY SEMBLANCE OF BEING FUCKWITS!

A UK-wide "floor price" should be imposed on the sale of alcohol to tackle Scotland's excessive drinking culture, a new report has recommended.
An alcohol commission set-up by Scottish Labour backed a British ban on drink sales below the total cost of production, duty and VAT, as part of a raft of measures to deal with alcohol abuse.

The 'fuckwits' in the Labour party are morally bankrupt.  The 'Gray' man and his crew are past their sell by date, let's consign them to history.  The above, 'Alcohol Commission' has cost a fortune and come up with practically the same measured as the SNP Government's minimum unit price.  How do these twats expect a Tory/Lib Dem Government in Westminster to bring in a 'British ban on drink sales'  Fuckwits may even be insulting former fuckwits, now popularly called CHAVS!

THE 'HAND OF GOD' WILL WIPE HIS BIG FAT ARSE IN LUXURY!

Diego Maradona has demanded two state-of-the-art bidet toilets be installed for him at Argentina's World Cup base camp in South Africa.
Builders were rushed in to carry out a £1,400 overhaul of the football legend's private suite after his aides complained that the existing bathroom facilities would not meet his 'high standards.'  His bedroom now includes two bathrooms, each featuring a bidet toilets, which according to a South African newspaper retail for £311 each.  They feature a heated seat, a warm air blow-dryer and front and rear bidet wands.

Now, I have absolutely no idea what 'front and rear bidet wands' are.  Like most SCOTSMEN, when abroad and we encounter a BIDET, we use it to cool the cheap Champagne.  But the man is quite right to insist on a spot of luxury in the bog department.  In fact, if I had his money, I would have someone to WIPE MY ARSE for me.  Indeed in Japan, they tell me that one of the most respected jobs you can get, is to be a SUMO WRESTLER'S ARSE WIPER because they are too fat to get round to them.  That might be a good job for some of these chav chappies off the sink estates.  Good working hours.  Decent living conditions and a bonus scheme for efficient arse wiping, with all paper saved being able to be kept for personal use.
No, maybe not.  That's the problem with this country.  You can't get good help!