SMOKING TO BE BANNED IN CARS, PARKS AND ON THE BEACH!

A YOUNG SMOKER YESTERDAY, (CLICK TO ENLARGE)

A report from the ROYAL COLLEGE OF PHYSICIANS has called for smoking to be BANNED in Cars, Parks and the beach.  They say that it is impractical to differentiate from when NO CHILDREN are present in cars, so all car smoking should be banned.
The next move will obviously to get SMOKING BANNED in the home when there are children present.  Surely no-one smokes in the same room as children nowadays, DO THEY?  I can see the point of a ban in smoking when there are children present in an enclosed space, but the PARK and the BEACH?  NO, THAT'S ONE STEP TOO FAR IN WHAT IS STILL A LEGAL ACTIVITY!

SHOCK! HORROR! ENGLAND GETS SNOW IN DECEMBER! FULL HORROR STORY REVEALED!

Tens of thousands of people in England are sleeping in their cars and temporary shelters like department stores, scout huts, restaurant kitchens, public toilets and stately homes tonight after thousands of cars were abandoned on UNTREATED ROADS after THE GRITTERS FAILED TO APPEAR!  Problems included:

• Met Office issues ice warning on 'one of the coldest night of the year'
• AA reports busiest night in 25 years - 70,000 breakdowns coming in every hour today
• 200,000 motorists trapped in snow on the Basingstoke ring road
• More than 10,000 people spend the night in Buckinghamshire department store
• Eurostar resumes limited service - four days after its trains were crippled by cold
• Delays and cancellations at major airports including Heathrow and Manchester

YES, IT SEEMS THE GUYS WHO DRIVE THE GRITTERS COULDN'T GET TO THEIR WORK FOR THE SNOW!