Wednesday, 24 March 2010

SMOKING TO BE BANNED IN CARS, PARKS AND ON THE BEACH!

A YOUNG SMOKER YESTERDAY, (CLICK TO ENLARGE)

A report from the ROYAL COLLEGE OF PHYSICIANS has called for smoking to be BANNED in Cars, Parks and the beach.  They say that it is impractical to differentiate from when NO CHILDREN are present in cars, so all car smoking should be banned.
The next move will obviously to get SMOKING BANNED in the home when there are children present.  Surely no-one smokes in the same room as children nowadays, DO THEY?  I can see the point of a ban in smoking when there are children present in an enclosed space, but the PARK and the BEACH?  NO, THAT'S ONE STEP TOO FAR IN WHAT IS STILL A LEGAL ACTIVITY!

31 comments:

banned said...

Smoking bans in ALL vehicles have been in place in the Channel Isles for a while now.
Smoking never took place in Churches, we didn't need to be told. Smoking was more or less out in restaurants well before the draconian ban, social pressure saw to that and I had no problem with it.

Counter Attack Time. All you facist anti-smoking on the beach cunts are BANNED from my house, forever. How do you like that then, fuckers?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, it's patently ridiculous to ban smoking in the open air. I mean you might occassionally get a sniff of smoke, but for fuck's sake we used to be smoking 20 an hour in pubs! You're not of course allowed to smoke in your own house if you have a workman in or someone from the council, but I suppose that's fair enough. But if you smoke in your home and I'm a voluntary visitor I have to put up or stay away.

banned said...

Try California DL. In that benders paradise, San Fransisco, they have designated outdoor 'smoking stations' which are the only places where smoking is permitted. They must be X yards from any building/public park, bus stop, subway entrance etc. and they can be shut down if ANYONE makes any complaint.
And you wonder why we are pissed off with it all?

Why would they want to ban smoking on a beach anyway? In case little Johnnie comes across a dog end while burying himself up to his neck and gets cancer of the sunburn?

Nice tits btw, the smoker pic. And I rather liked your previous banner, the one showing the links between former ministers and their troughing as advisers and consultants with the self same companies that they oversaw as ministers, they're all cunts too. Suspended from the Labour Prty, oh dippy doo. How about suspended from a fucking lampost?

Just as well I'm in a good mood this morning eh?

Conan the Librarian™ said...

I didn't need to click to enlarge DL...

Uncle Marvo said...

All right, I admit it, I clicked on the picture.

If I wasn't already a smoker, I think I'd become one.

Tiger said...

Is that a picture of Mrs DL ? Would she be able to dye her hair blonde and stop smoking ?

Dick Puddlecote said...

"You're not of course allowed to smoke in your own house if you have a workman in or someone from the council, but I suppose that's fair enough"

Why? We're not talking mustard gas here, you know.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL the same slobs that started us all smoking in the first place are now telling us to stop it. That's the way they distract us whilst their mates steal our gear.

What if Cheech and Chong popped by in their van? How would that affect the air quality? I remember an old mukka of mine used to eat flours of sulphur and drop big ones in crowded places, how can they legislate for that?

Law making as a device to create chaos and denormalise populations so that we end up paupers without noticing it.

Boiled egg vindaloo, curried baked beans and a sulphurous lager to wash it all down with. That'd clear the air.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, one would think that smokers were going to have a wank in public! Mobile sperm donors. There could be money in that!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Conan, she not really my type. I wanted to get an older, fatter bird smoking. But unfortunately once they get to 40 the lung cancer's killed them!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Marvo, I think as an ex smoker, I would find the taste of fags on a bird's saliva, quite a turn-on. Not that there is any chance of me finding out unless the wife takes up the fags.

Kylie xxx said...

Tiger, you think just because you've got money you can make demands on a girl.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Dick, I would have thought that as a curtesy to someone in your house who was there in a professional capacity, you wouldn't smoke. There could be many reasons. They could have asthma, a respiritory disease, heart complaint or just perhaps not want to go to their next appointment stinking of smoke.

Tiger said...

Kylie xxx

Well yes. That's how it works honey.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!! This mate of yours that dropped big ones in public places, was he a Red Indian, because that's an old Apache trick.

Mr Kylie said...

Tiger, how much are you offering?

Shades Of Ansel said...

I'm sick and tired of bans full stop!!HOW could these dimwits enforce a ban in the home? Perhaps thru the children themselves.Each morning,before registration,the schools might insist on a ring-around where they pass a packet of 20 Lambert and Butler around in a circle to see how many of the yr 3's light up.

Shades Of Ansel said...

Oh,almost forgot DL,can she blow smoke rings out of her piss-flaps?I'd pay good money to see that

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ansel, It's changed days. When i was at school you bought a penny single out the tuck shop. That's an old penny BTW. You thought you were a millionaire if you could afford a packet of 5! Now you'd HAVE TO BE a millionaire to afford a packet of 5!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ansel, I saw a bird smoking with her fanny once in Thailand. Fucking amazing!

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL he was a fine English Yeoman. BTW what's going on up your way with the item you picked up at DIcke's shop that got you and Rab on the case?

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!! Dicke's shop?

banned said...

The Times "Passive smoking results in more than 300,000 GP consultations for children and about 9,500 hospital admissions."

Does it fuck.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I've three times be in a 6 bed heart ward at my local hospital when I had an irregular heart beat and I was the only current non-smoker on all three occassions. My mother in law has circulation problems and the Doctor would not believe she did not smoke, which she hadn't ever but my father in law smoked a pipe for years. Spread that across the country per year. One hospital, two heart wards, two circulation disorders and two respiritory like emphesema etc. Say 30 smokers in for a week each, 1500 per year in one small county. I can believe it.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

DL This story http://www.redicecreations.com/radio/2010/03mar/RIR-100318.php

I thought you'd picked up on it at Icke's website? Has it gone quiet in Scotland?

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!! Sorry, I'm with you now. I'm going to listen to it later on, I don't have time at the moment. It has gone a bit quiet here on the story. I suppose the election's taken over.

wee boaby said...

That Red Ice website looks cool DL. Can we get one like that here aswell please ?

Dick Puddlecote said...

Dark Lochnagar: My house has 8 rooms in all, please tell me why it should be illegal for me to smoke in one if someone comes to check my gas meter. ;-)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Boabs, above my technical skills I'm afraid. Anyway I do this for fun, not to get paid.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Dick , fuck me, 8 rooms. You must be a Duke or something. Any house up here with 8 rooms we call a hotel. But the answer to your question is the one the engineer isn't working in which would probably be the bedroom where your partner won't allow you to smoke anyway. But as you're a Duke, you probably get some flunkey to smoke for you in case you get the cancer. ;-)

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