Wednesday, 24 March 2010

THIS IS NO A BUDGET FOR US CIDER DRINKERS-DARREN MURPHY


For an alternative view on the BUDGET we go over to DARREN MURPHY, (pictured centre)

"Whit do I think of the Budgie?   Ha, Ha, Budgie!  Get it?  That's cracking that!  My maw was saying that the CIDER going up 6p a two litre bottle.  That's shite that, BTW.  Ah'll maybe have to start charging mair fur ma wraps of Skunk.  Either that or there'll need to be less stuff in a wrap and ma punters will no be happy aboot that!  That bastard dissnae understand the economic consequences of putting the bevvy up.  Then he's telling us that we've got to go on a course for six months.  He can shove that up his Tory arsehole.  Am no working for peanuts! Neither are my mates.  When are we going to get the time tae drink and dae drugs an' that?  My mate's Da, says he'll no be able to run his motor when the petrol goes up, so he'll no be able to deliver curries for the Pakis and that. This lots no fur the working man. When I get the vote I'm going to text in my vote for that Labour lot, cause they Tories have done nothing for me or my mates.  Whit's that you say?  It's Labour that's been in! Your joking me?"

16 comments:

Shades Of Ansel said...

PMSL DL.Brilliant...the most worrying thing is tho,you ain't that far off the truth.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ansel, I fear it's truer than we realise, BTW!

scunnert said...

Did you git that foatie ae mah wee brither aff mah facebook ya bam?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, who're you callin a bam, ya auld gadgie ye!

Down in the Smoke said...

The good news is that he's left the duty on meths unchanged.
Bottoms up!

Down in the Smoke said...

Ah. That's better. Now i understand what scunnert said.

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

Dark Lochnagar said...

Smokers, up here the drink of choice is now furniture polish. It's a horrible death but you've got a lovely finish!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Smokers, brilliant, now I can understand what you say.

The Young Oligarch said...

Pure quality , man .

BTW . & that .

banned said...

Excellent stuff DL, your last pint especially.
That (cropped) pic of idle, feckless, scrounging white-boy trash scum filth* has been around for a while (first saw it at G.O.T. I think). The skankey pissed up smackhead wankers* might be Scotch neds but could be from anywhere in Britain and that image will surely become the icon of Labours wasted years.

*My apologies if those comments appear to be somewhat judgemental.

banned said...

pint='point', Freudian slip or what?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Thanks Oli, Ma Man!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I don't know I googled it. Maybe GOT used it as well.

On your last pint, I expect you to be your usual forthright self!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, remind me to tell you the joke about the freudian slip sometime. It's a cracker.

subrosa said...

Go on DL, tell us the joke aboot the freudian underskirt...

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, sorry Banned got his posts mixed up or I did. The joke is on the comment thread for the barstool.