WTF HAS STEPHEN LAWRENCE GOT TO DO WITH REV. JESSE JACKSON?

The Stephen Lawrence murder was wrong.  It was racist and the murderers are and were scum.

But, the moron, (Reverend) Jesse Jackson is all over our media, making comments about the situation between the races in the UK.  What the fuck has it got to do with him?  Can you imagine what would happen if the hairy twat, the Archbishop of Canterbury, went to the US and started lecturing the Americans about their society?  Like the real racism that is still worse in the US then anything we have here.  Like the pish their politicians talk about, believing in the power of God and how he will guide the nation.  Like how they think they are the world's saviours, when all they have done is made enemies all over the world, dragging us into it.  Why do these pricks think they can come over here and lecture us on how we live our lives?

  FUCK OFF AND PUT YOUR OWN HOUSE IN ORDER!

ENGLISH SKY FAIRIES ARE FALLING OUT!

Head sky fairy in England is lauded over by two of his speccy weans

It seems the Sky Fairies in England are falling out.  Although why anyone should listen to two men dressed in frocks spouting bizarre stories about your faither in the sky is beyond me, but anyway.

It seems the beardy one, who is in charge of the slightly less Catholic crew and the Irish one who is supposed to be the holy 'C's, heid high yin in England have had a difference of opinion.  The beardy one had the audacity to criticise the Government and the Irish one disagrees with him.

Now whether the sky fairies should be spouting about politics is a debatable point.  How would the Christians of this country feel if an Iman criticised Government economic policy?  Or even for that matter the Chief Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland and that's not a Mr G Brown, BTW!  I would have thought that the beardy one would have had enough trouble with his church breaking apart and the Irish one with, well plenty of things like the genocide in 3rd world countries caused by his gaffers refusing to sanction condoms, to wean shagging priests!  Beardy, has the cheek to question the legitimacy of a coalition Government, yet as an unelected member of the House of Lords, has refused to sanction any democratic change of that most undemocratic of organisations.

It all seems to me a bit like Salmon Rushdie, who after getting himself into trouble for writing the 'SATANIC VERSES', was asked what his next book would be and told the waiting press, "the Bhudda is a Big Fat Bastard".

I NAME CELEBRITY 'LOVE CHILD' FATHER!

Household name: The man involved is a well known fucker who had the injunction granted in 2008

A married TV star who won a court order to hush up an affair has discovered the ‘love child’ he thought he had fathered is not his after all.

The man, a  household name, learnt the startling truth following a DNA test, it was reported yesterday.  The dramatic twist comes after he spent years trying to keep details of his affair and the child a secret.

In 2008 the man was granted a draconian injunction after convincing a High Court judge that the public should not be allowed to learn of his infidelity.  At the time, he believed the child was the result of his relationship with his mistress.  After learning of her pregnancy, he confessed the affair to his wife, and agreed to make regular payments towards the child’s upbringing.

I can exclusively reveal that the identity of the 'love cheat' is celebrity entertainer, The Archbishop of Canterbury!

ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY ADVOCATES GAY PRIESTS!

The Archbishop of Canterbury has said he has "no problem" with gay people being bishops but they must remain celibate.

I don't pretend to know much about a religion which has the head Honcho wearing a nice wee purple dress, but I would have thought if you're going to allow homosexual priests, you've got to let them bugger one another.