|Head sky fairy in England is lauded over by two of his speccy weans|
It seems the Sky Fairies in England are falling out. Although why anyone should listen to two men dressed in frocks spouting bizarre stories about your faither in the sky is beyond me, but anyway.
It seems the beardy one, who is in charge of the slightly less Catholic crew and the Irish one who is supposed to be the holy 'C's, heid high yin in England have had a difference of opinion. The beardy one had the audacity to criticise the Government and the Irish one disagrees with him.
Now whether the sky fairies should be spouting about politics is a debatable point. How would the Christians of this country feel if an Iman criticised Government economic policy? Or even for that matter the Chief Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland and that's not a Mr G Brown, BTW! I would have thought that the beardy one would have had enough trouble with his church breaking apart and the Irish one with, well plenty of things like the genocide in 3rd world countries caused by his gaffers refusing to sanction condoms, to wean shagging priests! Beardy, has the cheek to question the legitimacy of a coalition Government, yet as an unelected member of the House of Lords, has refused to sanction any democratic change of that most undemocratic of organisations.
It all seems to me a bit like Salmon Rushdie, who after getting himself into trouble for writing the 'SATANIC VERSES', was asked what his next book would be and told the waiting press, "the Bhudda is a Big Fat Bastard".