Friday 10 June 2011

ENGLISH SKY FAIRIES ARE FALLING OUT!

Head sky fairy in England is lauded over by two of his speccy weans

It seems the Sky Fairies in England are falling out.  Although why anyone should listen to two men dressed in frocks spouting bizarre stories about your faither in the sky is beyond me, but anyway.

It seems the beardy one, who is in charge of the slightly less Catholic crew and the Irish one who is supposed to be the holy 'C's, heid high yin in England have had a difference of opinion.  The beardy one had the audacity to criticise the Government and the Irish one disagrees with him.

Now whether the sky fairies should be spouting about politics is a debatable point.  How would the Christians of this country feel if an Iman criticised Government economic policy?  Or even for that matter the Chief Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland and that's not a Mr G Brown, BTW!  I would have thought that the beardy one would have had enough trouble with his church breaking apart and the Irish one with, well plenty of things like the genocide in 3rd world countries caused by his gaffers refusing to sanction condoms, to wean shagging priests!  Beardy, has the cheek to question the legitimacy of a coalition Government, yet as an unelected member of the House of Lords, has refused to sanction any democratic change of that most undemocratic of organisations.

It all seems to me a bit like Salmon Rushdie, who after getting himself into trouble for writing the 'SATANIC VERSES', was asked what his next book would be and told the waiting press, "the Bhudda is a Big Fat Bastard".

8 comments:

Gallovidian said...

What, a John Inman?

Anonymous said...

Gordon is a wanker. Gordon is a wanker. Na na na na. Na na na na.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Gallovidian, welcome to the blog and thanks for your editing! I've got a new laptop after my last one blew up on holiday and I haven't got automatic spellchecker like I had on my old one and I forget to check. Good job, I've got someone eductated reading this unlike Anonymous below your comment.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, thank you for your comment which is well above the usual literacy we are used to, on this pile of steaming shite.

wanker said...

A sky pixie worshiper who who lives in a palace and likes to dress up isn't really the right person to criticise anyone.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Wankero, I wouldn't disagree with that. Is that you, Antonio?

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Dark Lochnagar said...

Seo, welcome to the blog. My pleasure, I'm here to serve!