Saturday, 11 June 2011

SCOTSMAN HAS HUGE SHITE AFTER BEING CAUGHT UP IN GERMAN E-COLI SCARE!



A SCOT has been diagnosed with the strain of E. coli which has killed 29 people in Germany.

The man had mild symptoms and has now recovered. He had recently travelled to the affected area of Germany. 

He told the DL blog tonight, that he had a bit of a rumbling in his stomach, much the same as after eating a 'Haggis Supper' and that he had had a good shite.

  He added, "I'll never eat fucking bean sprouts again", and "I've chucked that silly bitch that tried to get me to eat healthy, she wasn't even a good shag and for fuck's sake don't give my name unless my mates find out I was eating salad"!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah! - That picture DL is E.coli and bean sprout soup. Yummy - you should try a bowl.

Makes you spew and shite like a pisshead - every drinkers favourite pastime.

Bandits à neuf heures said...

That's what happens when you eat too much foreign muck. Things will only get worse when we have to start eating frogs legs in the galley.
Seaman Staines wold have been spinning in his grave if they hadn't cremated the poor bastard...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2002605/RAF-pilots-language-lessons-use-French-aircraft-carrier.html

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymousy, yes it looks very like something I had to eat once in the Amazon jungle. Had me shiting like a dervish for weeks.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Nieve banditos, a Seaman Staines. I remember when he was the apple in his mother's eye. Toodle pip.

bugsbunny said...

DL,

That Scotsman wouldn't be Bryce Curdy by any chance?
I hear he likes a few German Cucumbers up his Rectum of a Saturday Night?

Stephen.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stephen, ah the old Bryce Curdy story. If that's not true BTW, he'll have some fucking suing to do!

Dave Strachan said...

Sorry but I had to put this on Facebook - it was too good for the world not to share

Dark Lochnagar said...

Davy, welcome to the blog. Anything on here is for consumption by whoever, so fee free!