A SCOT has been diagnosed with the strain of E. coli which has killed 29 people in Germany.
The man had mild symptoms and has now recovered. He had recently travelled to the affected area of Germany.
He told the DL blog tonight, that he had a bit of a rumbling in his stomach, much the same as after eating a 'Haggis Supper' and that he had had a good shite.
He added, "I'll never eat fucking bean sprouts again", and "I've chucked that silly bitch that tried to get me to eat healthy, she wasn't even a good shag and for fuck's sake don't give my name unless my mates find out I was eating salad"!