Wednesday, 13 October 2010

I NAME CELEBRITY 'LOVE CHILD' FATHER!




Household name: The man involved is a well known journalist who had the injunction granted in 2008
Household name: The man involved is a well known fucker who had the injunction granted in 2008
A married TV star who won a court order to hush up an affair has discovered the ‘love child’ he thought he had fathered is not his after all.
The man, a  household name, learnt the startling truth following a DNA test, it was reported yesterday.  The dramatic twist comes after he spent years trying to keep details of his affair and the child a secret.
In 2008 the man was granted a draconian injunction after convincing a High Court judge that the public should not be allowed to learn of his infidelity.  At the time, he believed the child was the result of his relationship with his mistress.  After learning of her pregnancy, he confessed the affair to his wife, and agreed to make regular payments towards the child’s upbringing.


I can exclusively reveal that the identity of the 'love cheat' is celebrity entertainer, The Archbishop of Canterbury!

17 comments:

banned said...

I didn't know that the Archbishop of Canterbury was called Andy, the jug eared cunt.
Perhaps he is top honcho of the CofE latent homo militant wing?



"I'd love to know who it is; I'm all ears...
- Louise, London, 12/10/2010 23:21
Rating 33+"

Anonymous said...

Me too - anyone know?

I am Stan said...

THE ARCH BISH?....GOOD LORD! :(...

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, 'Andy' is his name in the Gay clubs. He is also known in the rhyming slang 'Mahatma Ghandi', for 'Andy Pandy'. Mind you I don't give a fuck.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, are you really that interested. Do you watch 'celebrity big brother dancing on ice'?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Stanners, the Arch Bish! You can't trust these Whiteys once they get a sniff of the jungle juice from a woman's chuff.

2Mac said...

DL,

I for one am not convinced that the Arch Bish has been sticking it to some full grown adult female. It is just not like any bishop to be fiddling the females.

Now if you jumbled the story around and it turned out a Bishop had been having sex and children were involved and he was paying the mother money well then this may have been closer to the truth.

Dioclese said...

Bugger - I was hoping it was the Pope!

HeadsonPoles said...

Completely off topic.
Andrew Marr interviewed a famous boxer once.
Marr cracked a joke - it went quiet then Ali smiles.
Allegedly.

unenlightened proletariat said...

It looks like a darkie in your pic DL rather than a kiddie fiddler like a priest.

Dark Lochnagar said...

2Mac, that would be sensational. If we could make it that he was fiddling about with Clegg's kids, even better. Is there any way we can get a politician into it? This blog is fearless from all their fancy lawyers, I've got fuck all!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Greekers, it could have been. Where has he been the last two or three years? Has anyone seen him? Well, apart from every Sunday on the balcony. Mind you if you were at the back of St. Peters Square, which isn't fucking square BTW, then you wouldn't know who it was. It could be Iain Paisley wearing a sheet.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, never mind the allegedly on here. Did he smile or not!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Prole with the hole, are you trying to say it's one of Stan relatives, a Darkie? I don't know you let the bastards into your country and 30 years later their kids are shagging white women and ruining them for us Whiteys.

banned said...

I see that The Mail have censored the comments feature, no doubt the punters were getting then close to 'contempt of court'.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, Ha Ha! The Mail censor it's comments? I don't bother even making a comment there now as they never get printed and I thought some of them were quite good!

banned said...

Not so much censored as "removed entirely".