MI5 and the British Security Services would like to know if you've seen any of these fuckers running a shop near you.
They may not be just running a grocery store, but also may be secretly employed in the business of KEBABS, as some of them were known to have been at a secret Al Qaeda Donner Kebab training course in Baghdad. Remember they may not be wearing their headgear!
It is suspected that their English accents have not been perfected yet and they make ask you if 'you wondered by Kebabby'? To which you must say, 'yes', so not to arouse their suspicion.
REMEMBER THESE MEN MY BE DANGEROUS AND SHOULD NOT BE APPROACHED!
Instead call 999 and ask to be put forward to the suspicious Asian line.
Interpreters in 189 different languages are standing by to take your call
DON'T BE AFRAID-SHOP A TERRORIST TODAY!
(It'll save the army and they can come home and add to the unemployed)