Friday, 14 January 2011

IS ONE OF THESE MEN RUNNING A CONVENIENCE STORE NEAR YOU?

MI5 and the British Security Services  would like to know if you've seen any of these fuckers running a shop near you.

They may not be just running a grocery store, but also may be secretly employed in the business of KEBABS, as some of them were known to have been at a secret Al Qaeda Donner Kebab training course in Baghdad. Remember they may not be wearing their headgear! 
 It is suspected that their English accents have not been perfected yet and they make ask you if 'you wondered by Kebabby'?  To which you must say, 'yes', so not to arouse their suspicion.

 REMEMBER THESE MEN MY BE DANGEROUS AND SHOULD NOT BE APPROACHED!
Instead call 999 and ask to be put forward to the suspicious Asian line.  
Interpreters in 189 different languages are standing by to take your call
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DON'T BE AFRAID-SHOP A TERRORIST TODAY!
 (It'll save the army and they can come home and add to the unemployed) 

4 comments:

William said...

Look closely at those images and you can see signs that the Criminals in Action have been busy photoshopping again.

Stay scared folks it for your own good don't you know!

Dark Lochnagar said...

William, yes I can see what you mean, particularly him on the top, 2nd left. He looks like a Pharoah with a beard.

Billy said...

Christ you must be some age DL if you know what a Pharoah looks like!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Billy, fuck off. You saw that old black and white film, the same as I did. The one with Moses, played with a cunning Scots accent, by James Robertson Justice's father, struggling to carry these big gravestone things about. A biblical question for you. Who cut off Samson's hair? No, not Delilah. She got a servant to do it. Fuck the money you can win with that is unbelievable. Don't say you don't get Public Service Broadcasting on here.