IS ONE OF THESE MEN RUNNING A CONVENIENCE STORE NEAR YOU?

 

MI5 and the British Security Services  would like to know if you've seen any of these fuckers running a shop near you.

They may not be just running a grocery store, but also may be secretly employed in the business of KEBABS, as some of them were known to have been at a secret Al Qaeda Donner Kebab training course in Baghdad. Remember they may not be wearing their headgear! 

 It is suspected that their English accents have not been perfected yet and they make ask you if 'you wondered by Kebabby'?  To which you must say, 'yes', so not to arouse their suspicion.

 REMEMBER THESE MEN MY BE DANGEROUS AND SHOULD NOT BE APPROACHED!

Instead call 999 and ask to be put forward to the suspicious Asian line.  

Interpreters in 189 different languages are standing by to take your call

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DON'T BE AFRAID-SHOP A TERRORIST TODAY!

 (It'll save the army and they can come home and add to the unemployed) 

DAVID MILLIBAND-TERRORISM JUSTIFIABLE!

HE'S ONE OF THESE STUPID FUCKERS!

Foreign Secretary David Miliband was accused last night of condoning terrorism after declaring that there were circumstances in which it was ‘justifiable’.

His remarks – made in support of the ANC’s armed struggle against apartheid in South Africa – were swiftly condemned by the Conservatives, who accused him of giving succour to the Taliban in Afghanistan.

The military wing of the ANC carried out a number of terrorist attacks during its campaign, including the Church Street bombing in Pretoria in 1983 in which 19 people were killed and more than 200 wounded. Many of the victims were civilians.

Mr Miliband was speaking on BBC Radio 4’s Great Lives programme. Asked by presenter Matthew Parris whether there were any circumstances in which terrorism was justified, Mr Miliband said: ‘Yes, there are circumstances in which it is justifiable, and yes, there are circumstances in which it is effective.

That's going to help the cause of the next people kidnapped in Afghanistan or Iraq, YOU STUPID PRICK!