IS ONE OF THESE MEN RUNNING A CONVENIENCE STORE NEAR YOU?

 

MI5 and the British Security Services  would like to know if you've seen any of these fuckers running a shop near you.

They may not be just running a grocery store, but also may be secretly employed in the business of KEBABS, as some of them were known to have been at a secret Al Qaeda Donner Kebab training course in Baghdad. Remember they may not be wearing their headgear! 

 It is suspected that their English accents have not been perfected yet and they make ask you if 'you wondered by Kebabby'?  To which you must say, 'yes', so not to arouse their suspicion.

 REMEMBER THESE MEN MY BE DANGEROUS AND SHOULD NOT BE APPROACHED!

Instead call 999 and ask to be put forward to the suspicious Asian line.  

Interpreters in 189 different languages are standing by to take your call

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DON'T BE AFRAID-SHOP A TERRORIST TODAY!

 (It'll save the army and they can come home and add to the unemployed) 

COURT'S RULING OVER PAKISTANIS' APPEAL IS UNBELIEVABLE!

New Home Secretary, Theresa May, is said to be disappointed with the ruling of the Special Immigration Appeals Commission's,(SIAC), decision to grant the appeal of four known Al Qaeda terrorists who want to stay in this country, rather than be deported back to Pakistan where they may be tortured.
The Home Office was seeking to deport the two men, on the grounds that their presence in the UK was not conducive to the public good for reasons of national security.

WTF!  The rest of the world must be laughing like fuck at (GREAT) BRITAIN.  Are we so bound up in HUMAN RIGHTS SHITE after 13 years of LABOUR that we cannot deport PAKISTANI citizens back to PAKISTAN, a COMMONWEALTH COUNTRY, for fear that they may be tortured?  A country that is losing daily more of their citizens than the rest of the coalition forces put together, IN THEIR FIGHT AGAINST AL QAEDA!
WHERE IS THIS COUNTRY GOING TO AND HOW CAN I GET OFF?  Tell them TO FUCK OFF and they can take the DITTERY OLD BASTARDS on the appeals commission, with them!