ASDA WORKER 'CHOKED HIS CHICKEN'
Police are to investigate an allegation that an ex-Asda worker was caught on camera 'CHOKING HIS CHICKEN', in a raw chicken - then putting it back on the shelf.
He is also alleged to have urinated in a bin, played cricket and football with goods and poked a finger in a duck during antics apparently filmed by a co-worker on night shifts at the store in the Fulwood area of Preston, Lancashire.
A spokesman for Asda said: "We are absolutely disgusted and appalled by the FOWL behaviour of this man. When we sell a 'stuffed chicken', we mean it is stuffed with sausage meat not by some FUCKING PERVERT who can't get his kicks from normal sex".
Police are to investigate an allegation that an ex-Asda worker was caught on camera 'CHOKING HIS CHICKEN', in a raw chicken - then putting it back on the shelf.
He is also alleged to have urinated in a bin, played cricket and football with goods and poked a finger in a duck during antics apparently filmed by a co-worker on night shifts at the store in the Fulwood area of Preston, Lancashire.
A spokesman for Asda said: "We are absolutely disgusted and appalled by the FOWL behaviour of this man. When we sell a 'stuffed chicken', we mean it is stuffed with sausage meat not by some FUCKING PERVERT who can't get his kicks from normal sex".
The co-worker who was shagging the night shift supervisor over a freezer whilst he was filming the PERVERT said, "he was only back at work that NIGHT AFTER HAVING TO TAKE A WEEK OFF AFTER HE STUCK HIS COCK IN A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN AND GOT 2ND DEGREE BURNS".
11 comments:
Sounds like a normal night at my work!
I've just watched the video. What a complete wanker that guy is. Shocking stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_obFlVxzPY
I've just watched it too - disgusting! Strange way to hand in your notice.
WAXING THE DOLPHIN
Pulling his pudding.
Send in this wifey. She'll sort him out !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJuqqnwUd1g
I only got halfway through the Asda video. Whit a wanker. I hope Asda sue the bastard. The old wifey is a class act though. She should get a job with the immigration service.
Spanking the monkey.
Bashing the Bishop.
Polishing his rocket
Wanking the worm. Or is that too obvious?
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