ASDA WORKER 'CHOKED HIS CHICKEN'Police are to investigate an allegation that an ex-Asda worker was caught on camera 'CHOKING HIS CHICKEN', in a raw chicken - then putting it back on the shelf.
He is also alleged to have urinated in a bin, played cricket and football with goods and poked a finger in a duck during antics apparently filmed by a co-worker on night shifts at the store in the Fulwood area of Preston, Lancashire.
A spokesman for Asda said: "We are absolutely disgusted and appalled by the FOWL behaviour of this man. When we sell a 'stuffed chicken', we mean it is stuffed with sausage meat not by some FUCKING PERVERT who can't get his kicks from normal sex".
The co-worker who was shagging the night shift supervisor over a freezer whilst he was filming the PERVERT said, "he was only back at work that NIGHT AFTER HAVING TO TAKE A WEEK OFF AFTER HE STUCK HIS COCK IN A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN AND GOT 2ND DEGREE BURNS".
11 comments:
Sounds like a normal night at my work!
I've just watched the video. What a complete wanker that guy is. Shocking stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_obFlVxzPY
I've just watched it too - disgusting! Strange way to hand in your notice.
WAXING THE DOLPHIN
Pulling his pudding.
Send in this wifey. She'll sort him out !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJuqqnwUd1g
I only got halfway through the Asda video. Whit a wanker. I hope Asda sue the bastard. The old wifey is a class act though. She should get a job with the immigration service.
Spanking the monkey.
Bashing the Bishop.
Polishing his rocket
Wanking the worm. Or is that too obvious?
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