ASDA WORKER 'CHOKED HIS CHICKEN'Police are to investigate an allegation that an ex-Asda worker was caught on camera 'CHOKING HIS CHICKEN', in a raw chicken - then putting it back on the shelf.
He is also alleged to have urinated in a bin, played cricket and football with goods and poked a finger in a duck during antics apparently filmed by a co-worker on night shifts at the store in the Fulwood area of Preston, Lancashire.
A spokesman for Asda said: "We are absolutely disgusted and appalled by the FOWL behaviour of this man. When we sell a 'stuffed chicken', we mean it is stuffed with sausage meat not by some FUCKING PERVERT who can't get his kicks from normal sex".
The co-worker who was shagging the night shift supervisor over a freezer whilst he was filming the PERVERT said, "he was only back at work that NIGHT AFTER HAVING TO TAKE A WEEK OFF AFTER HE STUCK HIS COCK IN A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN AND GOT 2ND DEGREE BURNS".
