Wednesday, 16 September 2009

ASDA-MAN CAUGHT CHOKING HIS CHICKEN!

ASDA WORKER 'CHOKED HIS CHICKEN'


Police are to investigate an allegation that an ex-Asda worker was caught on camera 'CHOKING HIS CHICKEN', in a raw chicken - then putting it back on the shelf.

He is also alleged to have urinated in a bin, played cricket and football with goods and poked a finger in a duck during antics apparently filmed by a co-worker on night shifts at the store in the Fulwood area of Preston, Lancashire.

A spokesman for Asda said: "We are absolutely disgusted and appalled by the FOWL behaviour of this man. When we sell a 'stuffed chicken', we mean it is stuffed with sausage meat not by some FUCKING PERVERT who can't get his kicks from normal sex".
The co-worker who was shagging the night shift supervisor over a freezer whilst he was filming the PERVERT said, "he was only back at work that NIGHT AFTER HAVING TO TAKE A WEEK OFF AFTER HE STUCK HIS COCK IN A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN AND GOT 2ND DEGREE BURNS".

12 comments:

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Sounds like a normal night at my work!

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I've just watched the video. What a complete wanker that guy is. Shocking stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_obFlVxzPY

Barking Spider said...

I've just watched it too - disgusting! Strange way to hand in your notice.

chickenlickingood said...

Bloody foreigners. Come over here and lick our chickens. How very dare they ! He didn't look or sound Ingrish anyway.

Shibby said...

WAXING THE DOLPHIN

beating his meat said...

Pulling his pudding.

don't like it upem said...

Send in this wifey. She'll sort him out !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJuqqnwUd1g

Dark Lochnagar said...

I only got halfway through the Asda video. Whit a wanker. I hope Asda sue the bastard. The old wifey is a class act though. She should get a job with the immigration service.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Spanking the monkey.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bashing the Bishop.

astronaut said...

Polishing his rocket

Dark Lochnagar said...

Wanking the worm. Or is that too obvious?