XMAS DINNER FOR £2.89 EACH FOR YOU TIGHT BASTARDS!

Now purely as a service for you Christians, (I am a Humanist and anyway will be in Spain for Xmas), I provide you with a way to have your Xmas dinner for £2.89 each.

Now I know that  some of you will not be spending even this much, Banned, because I think he might be a tight bastard, Harbinger because he's skint (although he has many talents and shouldn't be), Tiger because he's a millionaire, Toni and Publes because they're Scottish and wouldn't spent that much on a Christian festival.

So, my friends, although I will be here for another 5 weeks or so, before I winter in the balmy, Costa Calida, (where it will be 20c), I wish you a merry Christmas, (I refuse to say Happy Holidays in a Christian country).  It is a little early I know, but that is the current trend, Xmas in August and all that.

 For all of you here enduring the early dark, the snow and cold, may I remind you that you can get cheap flights to Murcia, over Xmas if you book now.  I'll pick you up (If you pay my diesel) and I'll get you somewhere nice to stay at a good rate.  Contact me at  spainpropertymangement@live.co.uk

Look forward to meeting you!

NOW WE'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS!

Eid and Diwali are being celebrated alongside Christmas in a council streetlight display. 

Although the Hindu and Muslim events have already passed, the lights are being kept up by Rochdale Council in order to ‘represent the community’. 

Bosses are said to be so anxious not to offend other faiths that they are ensuring the display incorporates the other celebrations as well as the Christian festivities.

Time to celebrate: Rochdale Council has turned on its festive lights incorporating Christmas, Eid and Diwali

Are we in a Christian country, so guilt ridden that we can't even celebrate our religious festival, without some middle-class guilt trip?  This is is left-wing PC shite and it's time they were taken down.

MARKS AND SPENCER CHRISTMAS ADS

CHRISTMAS WOULDN'T BE CHRISTMAS, without M&S trotting out some old has been, to try and tempt you into buying THEIR SHITE CLOTHES THAT FALL TO BITS IN TWO SECONDS!

TURKEYS IN SHORT SUPPLY THIS CHRISTMAS!

Turkeys May Be In Short Supply This Christmas

High quality turkeys could be in short supply this Christmas because of the recession, retail experts say.

DON'T WORRY THERE ARE 120,000 OVER AT THE POST OFFICE!