THAT WASN'T A SPENDING CUT-THAT WAS A M&S SPENDING CUT!

Immediate public spending cuts of £6.25 billion are designed to send a "shockwave" through Whitehall, the Government has announced.
The Chancellor, standing alongside his Lib Dem deputy at the Treasury, David Laws, said the reductions would be made while maintaining ''frontline'' services in key areas such as the NHS. He also announced that schools spending would be protected.

That wasn't a spending cut, that was a M & S spending cut.  For fuck's sake get on with it man.

HAUD ME BACK! A BODYHUGGING VEST FROM M&S FOR MEN TAKES 1.5 INCHES OFF THE STOMACH!

Marks & Spencer are launching a range called Bodymax, which will help men to hide their bulges and show off a slimmer silhouette.

Its first ever range of shapewear for males is designed to flatten and shape the torso using shaped seams and a hidden support panel.
M&S said trials conducted on the range reported a reduction in waist measurements of up to 1.5in.
Made from fine stretch cotton, the range comprises a vest and T-shirt style and is available in black and white, a spokesman said.  Priced at £12 for the vest and £15 for the T-shirt, the range will be available in 70 stores nationwide and online from January 7.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHEN THEY COME UP WITH THE VEST THAT TAKES 1.5 FEET OFF THE STOMACH.

MARKS AND SPENCER CHRISTMAS ADS

CHRISTMAS WOULDN'T BE CHRISTMAS, without M&S trotting out some old has been, to try and tempt you into buying THEIR SHITE CLOTHES THAT FALL TO BITS IN TWO SECONDS!