Showing posts with label TIGER WOODS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TIGER WOODS. Show all posts

Tuesday, 28 June 2011

IS IT JUST ME, OR IS ANYONE ELSE PISSED OFF WITH CELEBRITY?


Is it just me, or is anyone else pissed off with celebrity?

Now the lassie above, Kelly something, has a great pair of tits, but who the fuck is she???  Every time I go onto an online Newspaper and the 'Mail' is the worst, all I get is 'celebrity' pic down the side.  Am I the only one that doesn't give a fuck?

Who cares who, Tiger is shagging or if some twat called 'posh' spice, and there's a contradiction in terms, is pregnant?  I'm sure they're very nice people, but who gives a fuck?

The answer is of course, 40% of the female population of this country and probably about 30% of the males.  Which is fucking, Tony Gallenty, (plenty).

But why do we need all this pish?  Is it because our own lives are as humdrum as fuck?  Or are we just fascinated by some prick like Mr Beckham who's good at free kicks and can get around £250,000 per week!  Why don't we laud Scientists or Engineers or Surgeons?  But some twat that can kick a ball, or sing a song at a Karaoke, or act a scene in a film, filmed 20 seconds at a time?


In the old days, if a 'troubadour' was shite they'd execute them....  Maybe it's time again!

Friday, 22 January 2010

TIGER GETS HIS TAIL TWEAKED


Tiger Woods has entered a SEX ADDICTION CLINIC for six weeks.

WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?  Does he promise not to have 'dirty' thoughts about women for six weeks?  Will the CHICKEN BE CHOKED or is there some sort of MASTERBATION ALARM?
Is the MRS allowed in for a quick NOOKIE SESSION?  Or for that matter, any of his WHORES?
He's insisted on having a MAID.  What a job that is.  You can practically write your own PAYCHEQUE!

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

A PIN-UP PHOTO FOR MY FEMALE AND GAY READERS!



A wee pic for those who might appreciate it of a semi-naked TIGER WOODS. 
 That's why I could never be GAY, those HAIRY, BLACK NIPPLES WOULD MAKE ME SICK!