Tuesday, 28 June 2011

IS IT JUST ME, OR IS ANYONE ELSE PISSED OFF WITH CELEBRITY?


Is it just me, or is anyone else pissed off with celebrity?

Now the lassie above, Kelly something, has a great pair of tits, but who the fuck is she???  Every time I go onto an online Newspaper and the 'Mail' is the worst, all I get is 'celebrity' pic down the side.  Am I the only one that doesn't give a fuck?

Who cares who, Tiger is shagging or if some twat called 'posh' spice, and there's a contradiction in terms, is pregnant?  I'm sure they're very nice people, but who gives a fuck?

The answer is of course, 40% of the female population of this country and probably about 30% of the males.  Which is fucking, Tony Gallenty, (plenty).

But why do we need all this pish?  Is it because our own lives are as humdrum as fuck?  Or are we just fascinated by some prick like Mr Beckham who's good at free kicks and can get around £250,000 per week!  Why don't we laud Scientists or Engineers or Surgeons?  But some twat that can kick a ball, or sing a song at a Karaoke, or act a scene in a film, filmed 20 seconds at a time?


In the old days, if a 'troubadour' was shite they'd execute them....  Maybe it's time again!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear DL,
Thank God someone else feels the same!!!! It's all a load of twaddle- time- wasting crap. Who cares? And I'm a woman!!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Ms Anonymous, Thanks for that. I thought it was just me!

Maverick said...

Yeah .. but great tits though !!

Tiger said...

I'd pump her.

Anonymous said...

You would soon tyre.

fence sittin bastard said...

To be fair most of the slebs don't want half of the publicity and most of the pics are taken from a 20 foot focal length camera set up 2 miles away. Oh and engineers don't get a look in cos they're ten a penny and don't normally have big tits.

bargain hunter said...

DL. Here's another distressed property to add to your portfolio. £250K knocked off the asking price and situated in the heart of Manchester. A snip at £3.75m..

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1424931_too-high-phil-neville-slashes-price-of-beetham-tower-apartment-by-250000

Anonymous said...

Could it be that most people don't aspire to be scientists, engineers, surgeons etc because they realise it is beyond their capabilities? Or maybe it has something to do with hard work in trying to make something of yourself.

Damo

tartantommy said...

DL

I agree totally with you to much of this self obsessed shite in the media,who gives a flying fuck whats going up Jordan!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mavericko, they are fucking lovely, aren't they?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tigre, time you were back in that pumping clinic.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Anonymous, I think you're a bit confused. It's Jordan who's got the plastic tits.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Fence pole up arse, (Mehran?), There has to be an engineer with big tits somewhere. Bring the lassie out and let's have a swatch!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bargain Hunter. Fucker. I hope a plane hits it and he's forgotten to pay the insurance. How can he still be staying in Manchester if he's playing for Everton?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Damo, welcome to the blog. I'm glad someone has some sensible suggestions rather than just admiring Ms Brook's tits. Lovely though they are. I think you may have a point. Everyone wants to get rich quick. No one wants to work for it. I don't suppose you can blame them, it's human nature. Same if you were a banker and the bank wanted to pay you £300k bonus. Would you turn it down as being immoral? Would you fuck!

Dark Lochnagar said...

TartanTommo, welcome to the blog. That Jordan is a slut! 40 years ago no one would have touched her with a bargepole. I had an argument on Twatter with some stupid cow who admired her and wanted to emulate her, because she had brought up a handicapped wean. Fucking tragic.