Tiger Woods has entered a SEX ADDICTION CLINIC for six weeks.
WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT? Does he promise not to have 'dirty' thoughts about women for six weeks? Will the CHICKEN BE CHOKED or is there some sort of MASTERBATION ALARM?
Is the MRS allowed in for a quick NOOKIE SESSION? Or for that matter, any of his WHORES?
He's insisted on having a MAID. What a job that is. You can practically write your own PAYCHEQUE!
