WHY DO I HATE SARKOZY SO MUCH?

Why do I hate this little shitebag as much.  Is it because he's French?  Not particularly.  Is it because he's a wee Hungarian, Greek, Catholic, Jew?  No, not particularly.  Is it because his wife's a model?  No, not my type, too skinny.  Is it because he's a shortarse?  No, I like other shortarses, (well now I come to think of it, I don't know any).

No, I think it's just a combination of a lot of things, but he's one annoying little fucker, that's for sure.

40% OF FRENCH MEN THINK THEY ARE THE BEST LOVERS IN EUROPE, BUT FRENCH WOMEN THINK IT'S THE ......?

Almost 40 per cent of French men believe they are the best lovers in Europe, a new survey has revealed. 

But the research revealed French women do not hold quite such a high opinion of their nation's men as they do of themselves.

The YouGov survey for online retailers Kelkoo found 56 per cent of French women rate SCOTSMEN as Europe's most attentive lovers, and only 22 per cent consider French men best between the sheets.

Annette Bouchard of the Paris dating agency, 'Trouvez-moi Un Ecosse' , told DL, "it eez a fallacy that les Femme Francais want a romantic man who brings them champagne et roses.  They don't want hours of zee foreplay, NON, they want a man who comes in from the football after drinking un congac or ten, flings her over the couch, lifts up his kilt, shags le fuck out of her, wipes his cock on the curtains, puts on the T.V. and demands his tea.  Ah, that is a real man, not les poncey bastards we have here like Sarkozy".  "Un Ecosse Hairy, eez able to have his pick of french women", she added wistfully.

So there you have it, my fellow SCOTSMEN, next time your wife complains, you can tell her to shut it or your off to Paris.

BRITISH WEANS KICKED OUT OF FRANCE!

FRENCH HEALTH MINISTER ROSELYNE BACHELOT

FROM THE DAILY MAIL.

'Fuck off back to your disease-ridden country, you English pigs!' What the French said to young, innocent British schoolchildren with learning difficulties and swine flu.

British schoolchildren with swine flu and learning difficulties were treated like 'dangerous criminals' and 'Asylum seekers from Albania' before being kicked out of France. Medics dressed in white suits and masks swooped on the terrified children and sent them back home in a blacked-out coach, with fuck all to eat or drink or anywhere to have a shite!


BUT NO YOU FRENCH BASTARDS, YOU WERE PLEASED TO SEE US 65 YEARS AGO WHEN THE 'BOSCH' WERE RAPING YOUR MEN AND KILLING YOUR WOMEN!

THINGS YOUR 'MAIL' HATES ABOUT THE FRENCH!

1. They smell of Garlic
2. Garlic is smelly
3. Their women are hairy
4. Their men shave their legs
5. They spoke funny
6. Both sexes pish in the same public lavvy
7. Green 'Golden Delicious' apples are shite
8. They eat fucking awful
9. They eat snails
10. And frogs' leg
11. Sarkozy is a wee numpty
12. De'Gaulle's nose was fucking huge
13. They don't know who's in the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior!


READERS ARE WELCOME TO ADD THE REASONS THEY DON'T LIKE THE FRENCH IN THE COMMENTS SECTION!