Thursday, 11 February 2010

40% OF FRENCH MEN THINK THEY ARE THE BEST LOVERS IN EUROPE, BUT FRENCH WOMEN THINK IT'S THE ......?

Almost 40 per cent of French men believe they are the best lovers in Europe, a new survey has revealed. 
But the research revealed French women do not hold quite such a high opinion of their nation's men as they do of themselves.

The YouGov survey for online retailers Kelkoo found 56 per cent of French women rate SCOTSMEN as Europe's most attentive lovers, and only 22 per cent consider French men best between the sheets.

Annette Bouchard of the Paris dating agency, 'Trouvez-moi Un Ecosse' , told DL, "it eez a fallacy that les Femme Francais want a romantic man who brings them champagne et roses.  They don't want hours of zee foreplay, NON, they want a man who comes in from the football after drinking un congac or ten, flings her over the couch, lifts up his kilt, shags le fuck out of her, wipes his cock on the curtains, puts on the T.V. and demands his tea.  Ah, that is a real man, not les poncey bastards we have here like Sarkozy".  "Un Ecosse Hairy, eez able to have his pick of french women", she added wistfully.

So there you have it, my fellow SCOTSMEN, next time your wife complains, you can tell her to shut it or your off to Paris.

8 comments:

scunnert said...

It always worked for me!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnert, me too and that's why the women are queuing up. In fact I'm fighting them off sometimes!

Mark MacLachlan said...

Curtains? Poofs.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mark, as I am sure you know, one must cater for the middle classes nowadays! After all Gordon said there would be no more poverty thirtten years ago.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Does anyone know how much it is for a ticket to Paris? I'll pay anything, mind you.
Mrs Lochnagar

Bugger said...

I shall show this to Mrs Bugger.

Thank fuck she doesn't speak English too well.

Just wait until Sunday morning and the amazing dinner she will just need to make especially for me alone.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mrs Lochnagar, fuck me, I've been spammed by my own wife!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, if you don't get a card walk about the house singing Le Marsellelle!