Almost 40 per cent of French men believe they are the best lovers in Europe, a new survey has revealed.But the research revealed French women do not hold quite such a high opinion of their nation's men as they do of themselves.
The YouGov survey for online retailers Kelkoo found 56 per cent of French women rate SCOTSMEN as Europe's most attentive lovers, and only 22 per cent consider French men best between the sheets.
Annette Bouchard of the Paris dating agency, 'Trouvez-moi Un Ecosse' , told DL, "it eez a fallacy that les Femme Francais want a romantic man who brings them champagne et roses. They don't want hours of zee foreplay, NON, they want a man who comes in from the football after drinking un congac or ten, flings her over the couch, lifts up his kilt, shags le fuck out of her, wipes his cock on the curtains, puts on the T.V. and demands his tea. Ah, that is a real man, not les poncey bastards we have here like Sarkozy". "Un Ecosse Hairy, eez able to have his pick of french women", she added wistfully.
So there you have it, my fellow SCOTSMEN, next time your wife complains, you can tell her to shut it or your off to Paris.