Thursday, 23 July 2009

BRITISH WEANS KICKED OUT OF FRANCE!

FRENCH HEALTH MINISTER ROSELYNE BACHELOT
FROM THE DAILY MAIL.

'Fuck off back to your disease-ridden country, you English pigs!' What the French said to young, innocent British schoolchildren with learning difficulties and swine flu.

British schoolchildren with swine flu and learning difficulties were treated like 'dangerous criminals' and 'Asylum seekers from Albania' before being kicked out of France. Medics dressed in white suits and masks swooped on the terrified children and sent them back home in a blacked-out coach, with fuck all to eat or drink or anywhere to have a shite!


BUT NO YOU FRENCH BASTARDS, YOU WERE PLEASED TO SEE US 65 YEARS AGO WHEN THE 'BOSCH' WERE RAPING YOUR MEN AND KILLING YOUR WOMEN!

THINGS YOUR 'MAIL' HATES ABOUT THE FRENCH!

1. They smell of Garlic
2. Garlic is smelly
3. Their women are hairy
4. Their men shave their legs
5. They spoke funny
6. Both sexes pish in the same public lavvy
7. Green 'Golden Delicious' apples are shite
8. They eat fucking awful
9. They eat snails
10. And frogs' leg
11. Sarkozy is a wee numpty
12. De'Gaulle's nose was fucking huge
13. They don't know who's in the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior!


READERS ARE WELCOME TO ADD THE REASONS THEY DON'T LIKE THE FRENCH IN THE COMMENTS SECTION!

8 comments:

The Young Oligarch said...

Minds me of the time I had 2 German exchange students when I taught in Plymouth .

Local scum used to gob on them on the bus , till they were sorted out .

Funny , people , though , the French .

The Young Oligarch said...

Except Emanuelle Beart , of course .

Dark Lochnagar said...

Y.O. I find the French are ok, it is the Parisians who are funny!

The Young Oligarch said...

I found Bordeaux , La Rochelle and Saintes very congenial when I were a lad . Unfortunately my current stipend only gets me as far as Motherwell .

Emmanuelle Beart look-alikes are , alas , thin on the ground .

And the ginger isnae called "Psshtt"!

banned said...

As a motorcyclist I always found that France rather got in the way of being somewhere more interesting.
Sell it back to the Arabs.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Y.O. You'll know big Fifi that stays in those tower blocks in the way out to Wishaw. She gave my pal the crabs.

Banned. Don't get me started on Arabs, am no wantin a Fatwa!

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

I've been wi a few Fatwans in ma time!!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab,better no let that lovely big Mary Doll hear you sayin that.