How did you spend your £213 last month?
Or more correctly, how did Her Majesty's Government spend it? You see £213 was the amount that every man, woman or child contributed last month to PAY THE INTEREST ON THE NATIONAL DEBT OF £800 BILLION.
It is costing US, £5000 PER FUCKING SECOND!
But I've got a better idea. Instead of paying the interest why doesn't Britain tell the people who own the national debt to FUCK OFF. Give us £426 per couple, every month and that would stimulate the ECONOMY AND GET US OUT OF THE SHIT!
You could save it up for a couple of months and stay in TURBERRY HOTEL for a night or stay for 2 months in a TRAVELODGE!
Some people would spend it in a pub or a restaurant thereby stimulating employment. Save for a year and buy a wee car. First buyers would have the deposit to get on the housing ladder thereby stimulating building.
AND THE PEOPLE WHO OWN THE DEBT? Well the CHANNEL TUNNEL hasn't made a penny in profit since it was opened and the banks just keep on re-scheduling the debt. If it wasn't deemed to be of IMPORTANCE NATIONAL, (wee bit of French there-impressed or what), and was a Limited Company it would have been shut down years ago.
SO WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!