The British Prime Minister was tonight in a Western Australia outback Hospital after being SET ALIGHT BY A POLICE TASER in a bizarre incident at a FILLING STATION.
THE PRIME MINISTER who seemingly had been SNIFFING PETROL charged at two policemen carrying a CAN OF PETROL and a LIGHTER!
Despite repeated warnings the PRIME MINISTER would not put the PETROIL down and was TASERED by the constables.
This had the unfortunate effect of setting the PRIME MINISTER alight. The POLICE rolled him on the ground and managed to put the flames out.
The PRIME MINISTER was later charged by the police of being in possession of a "SNIFFING SUBSTANCE".
Alright you guessed........ it wasnae CYCLOPS just some poor unfortunate ABORIGINE TRYING TO GET A CHEAP HIGH!
FUCKING GOOD STORY THOUGH!