Iranian assassination on American soil-my big arse!

 

So the Zionist hawks in the American administration have finally got their excuse to get into Iran.

As we all know they have been straining at the leash to start a war with the might of the Persian empire.   The only threat to Israel after the 'Arab spring' is the only other country in the region which is close to having or maybe not having, nuclear weapons.  The Zionists can see a chance to obliterate an enemy of Israel and also make a few bob into the bargain.  But, they will get a shock.  Iran is not Iraq and they will fight to the hilt to protect their country.  I wonder how many western and in particular, American, 'Christian' boys will die for the their greed.  Only time will tell, but we can only hope that Britain doesn't get dragged in, but I suppose we'll only do what our leaders are told by their masters and you can bet your bottom dollar that that will mean we'll be supporting the Americans.

That prick Mueller from the FBI, is on Sky as I write this.  How fucking stupid do the Yanks think we are?  Are they seriously trying to tell us that Iran, who have to be aware of the current state of mind of the American Administration, would send two guys to America to assassinate someone?

We must be as stupid as they think we are because the media have swallowed it hook, line and sinker.  Ach well, back to the sun.  Only three days to go before I have to return to the wind and rain!

PARIS HILTON STOPS A MAN WITH A HUGE HARD-ON, BREAKING OUT OF HER HOUSE!

A man carrying a huge ERECTION has been arrested after allegedly trying to break out of the home of Paris Hilton in Los Angeles.
The US heiress and whore was in the house masturbating when the suspect scratched on her front door and windows at 6am. " For Fuck's sake, let me out!  I can't take any more", he screamed.
Miss Hilton saw him on security cameras as she climaxed and was heard shouting, "bring me that HARD-ON you FUCKING WHOREMAISTER", in a Scottish voice as they had been re-enacting a sex game called, Aberdeen man shags a sheep that's got it's head caught in the fence.  Her boyfriend was also believed to have been in the house at the time, but he had been tied up to the bed, whilst Miss Hilton had been sticking strangely shaped things up his arse!
The suspect did not get out of the house, before the FBI broke in and rescued him, by firstly giving him an injection of SODIUM PENTATHOL in his COCK, to TAKE DOWN THE SWELLING, thus enabling him to get his pants back on.


Miss Hilton has been arrested by Los Angeles Police for statutory rape and boyfriend buggery, although she has maintained through her Lawyers that she was only administering a suppository.

A MESSAGE FROM SCOTLAND TO THE USA-FUCK OFF!

Let me preface this post by saying that I am not anti-American.  If I was not Scottish, I would quite have liked to have been American as I like American people.

I am however fucking enraged by all this shite from the U.S. about Megrahi and  BP.  Whether it was right or wrong to release Megrahi and I personally think it was right, Lockerbie is a Scottish Town and he was tried in Scotland and released by the Scottish Government.  I am aware there were Americans killed in the atrocity as there was Brits killed in 9/11, but it is not America's place to tell us how to run our country!
America has enough problems of it's own, what with Guantanimo Bay, rendition flights and Bhopal, to name but three.  It wasn't so long ago, the U.S. was welcoming with open arms,  McGuinness and Adams, like long lost friends rather than the bloody terrorists, they were, at the time.  I've been in pubs in New York when collections were taken for the 'struggle in the old country'.  Indeed I got into a heated argument with a wanker from Galway, when I didn't contribute.

So my message to Senator Schumer and his buddies is FUCK OFF!  To President Obama, FUCK OFF!  To American big business and in particular Haliburton, FUCK OFF!  To the CIA and the FBI, FUCK OFF!  Oh and lastly, David Cameron, FUCK OFF!

"THE FBI CAN FUCK OFF", THE SUNDAY POST

Holyrood fury over FBI chief’s demands
EXCLUSIVE By Campbell Gunn

THE FBI phoned a Scots police force in the middle of the night and demanded Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill’s address after he freed the Lockerbie bomber.
The Lothian and Borders force was told at 2 am an official from the US Embassy wanted to deliver a letter from FBI Director Robert Mueller. Mr Mueller was so furious at the decision to release the bomber he wanted the letter hand-delivered.
He had ordered an official from London to travel to Edinburgh, hand over the letter and wait while Mr MacAskill gave a response.

Lothian and Borders Police refused to give out the details but contacted officials at the Justice Secretary’s private office.
They informed the FBI there were set procedures in such cases and delivering a message to Mr MacAskill at his home in the middle of the night was out of the question.

The FBI chief’s actions have sparked political fury at Holyrood. THE FBI was also told it couldn’t phone up and demand the home address of a cabinet minister of another country. Scottish Government officials are understood to be angry with the FBI’s high-handed attitude, pointing out no-one would dare call up the FBI and demand the home address of a senior member of the US Government.

The Sunday Post contacted the FBI in Washington for a comment and we were asked to put the request in an email, which we did on Thursday morning.
We have received no response.

So as a result we have a message for Mr Mueller on behalf of the Sunday Post and the people of Scotland, " GO AND FUCK YOURSELF"!