COMING SOON TO A COUNCIL NEAR YOU- THE NINE (9) BIN RECYCLING SYSTEM!

Families are being forced to separate their rubbish into nine different bins in order to meet tough recycling targets.
Households have been told to separate cardboard from paper, and plastic bottles from glass, tins and aerosols.  The new bin system by Newcastle-under-Lyme Council, includes a silver slop bucket for food waste, which is then emptied into a larger, green outdoor bin.  There is a pink bag for plastic bottles, a blue box for glass, foil, tins and aerosols, a green bag for cardboard and blue bags for paper and magazines.  Clothing and textiles go in a white bag, garden waste in a wheelie bin with a brown lid and non-recyclable waste in a separate grey wheelie bin.
If successful, the scheme is likely to be adopted by councils up and down the country.

Note to any councillors in SOUTH AYRSHIRE COUNCIL who may be reading this.  Don't bother YOUR ARSE EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT!

WILL YOU PAY A £1000 FINE FOR PUTTING YOUR RUBBISH IN THE WRONG BIN?

Householders could be fined up to £1,000 if they fail to comply with complex new rules on refuse sorting.  Food scraps, tea bags and vegetable peelings thrown into the wrong dustbin could land them with hefty penalties under government plans to be unveiled today.

Families could end up with five different bins and receptacles - including compulsory slop buckets for food waste - and be forced to sift through rubbish for anything that can be recycled, reused or converted into electricity.

This is Hilary Benn's idea, the FUCKWIT.  A vegetarian PRICK with a WOMAN'S NAME!  Not that's there is anything wrong with being a Vegetarian, but he let's it cloud his thought process.  But I suppose if you were a man and your name was BERYL, it could be a bit fucking weird!  This re-cycling carry on is getting too serious.  Now don't get me wrong, I didn't mind at first putting rubbish in two different bins.  But FIVE BINS!  Where are we going to keep them all?  How often are they going to be emptied?  Will they pong in Summer?  Will there be an explosion of MAGGOTS?

My wife is quite keen on the old re-cycling, but I must admit I'm getting to the point where I slip the odd bit of rubbish into the wrong bin as a PROTEST!  AM I LOSING THE PLOT?

RUBBISH PILES UP AS BINS NOT LIFTED FOR FIVE WEEKS BECAUSE OF SNOW AND ICE!

Thousands of homeowners have been left with mounting piles of rubbish because councils have refused to empty bins for five weeks due to the weather.

It's a GOOD THING that the HUN didn't win the last war as I don't think some PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY could have suffered CONCENTRATION CAMPS or MASS EXTERMINATION if they can't face A WEE BIT OF SNOW AND THE RUBBISH PILING UP!

Still two consolations, the RUBBISH WON'T BE SMELLING AT THESE TEMPERATURES and it'll KEEP IT NICE AND FRESH FOR THE TRAMPS!

£1000 FINE FOR PUTTING FOOD SCRAPS IN WRONG BIN!

Householders could be fined £1,000 if they throw food scraps and potato peelings into the dustbin under a Government 'zero waste' policy. They will be forced to sift through their rubbish for anything that can be recycled, reused, rotted or burnt for electricity. The crackdown will create so much recyclable material that homes could be given five wheelie bins and waste boxes to cope.

Now don't get me wrong, I don't mind a bit of sensible recycling, although I do baulk at washing out the baked bean cans and taking the labels off, ( Mrs D.L. is very consciousness), but these plans are the usual, JOBSWORTH, TOTALITARIAN, LABOUR SHITE.

It WILL be a full time job just PUTTING THE FUCKING RUBBISH OUT!