Thursday, 18 March 2010

WILL YOU PAY A £1000 FINE FOR PUTTING YOUR RUBBISH IN THE WRONG BIN?



Householders could be fined up to £1,000 if they fail to comply with complex new rules on refuse sorting.  Food scraps, tea bags and vegetable peelings thrown into the wrong dustbin could land them with hefty penalties under government plans to be unveiled today.

Families could end up with five different bins and receptacles - including compulsory slop buckets for food waste - and be forced to sift through rubbish for anything that can be recycled, reused or converted into electricity.

This is Hilary Benn's idea, the FUCKWIT.  A vegetarian PRICK with a WOMAN'S NAME!  Not that's there is anything wrong with being a Vegetarian, but he let's it cloud his thought process.  But I suppose if you were a man and your name was BERYL, it could be a bit fucking weird!  This re-cycling carry on is getting too serious.  Now don't get me wrong, I didn't mind at first putting rubbish in two different bins.  But FIVE BINS!  Where are we going to keep them all?  How often are they going to be emptied?  Will they pong in Summer?  Will there be an explosion of MAGGOTS?

My wife is quite keen on the old re-cycling, but I must admit I'm getting to the point where I slip the odd bit of rubbish into the wrong bin as a PROTEST!  AM I LOSING THE PLOT?

29 comments:

Red Road multi dweller said...

I live in a multi storey and just throw all my shit out of the window so it doesn't really affect me.
But I can appreciate it must be a problem for people who live in houses and make their own meals and that . And what if you're colour blind and can't tell green from blue from brown from black ? All very confusing. Thank god I don't have to worry about it lol !!

banned said...

Since collecting my rubbish is just about the only thing my Council does for me I'd have thought that for £1,300pa they could sort it out themselves, lazy wankers.

Like yourself DL I've always been quite good on recycling, for it's own sake not for some cunt warbling on a about fake greenery. It is getting to the stage where I will reduce my visits to the Recycling Center (rubish dump) to a minimum, start chucking larger items in hedgerows and put the little plastic connecty bits off bottle tops into the plastics bin since I know it fucks up their machinary.

scunnert said...
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scunnert said...

I separate my rubbish from the recycling. Imagine my surprise, therefore, when the recycling chappies refused to take my paper as it was in the wrong coloured box.

Arseholes.

Jocko said...

Don't start me on refuse collections. I've already had my own rant aptly named 'Binmen are Bastards'(http://tartantrums.wordpress.com/2010/02/19/binmen-are-bastards/)
Personally, I'm a huge fan of land-fill. Since man lived in caves we nave not given one shit about dumping our waste products and all of a sudden we are one generation away from us all living in one big rubbish tip? "We HAVE to do something now or OUR kids will suffer". Absolute bollocks.
I'm guessing I'm not a great candidate for the local Green Party though.

Don't Call Me Dave said...

The wrestler Big Daddy’s real name was Shirley Crabtree. I bet nobody called him a girl!

Jocko said...

Dave, I think Giant Haystacks did once. Although I don't think even he had the balls to call Marion Morrison a big girl's blouse (aka John Wayne of course).

The Young Oligarch said...

red road multi dweller is an a***hole , but draws attention to an interesting point .

If recycling is so important that such savage penalties are meted out to home owners who don't do it correctly , how come we dwellers in tower blocks just put everything down a communal shute to be mixed up in big bins on the ground floor ?
And what about commercial bins ? All the stuff from shops and pubs doesn't get sorted to be recycled .

Could this be just an attempt to oppress those with front and back dooors ?

We should be told , DL .

Don't Call Me Dave said...

Young Oligarch

This has nothing to do with recycling. It has everything to do with taxing us until the pips squeak so that our councils can afford to pay their chief executives £200,000 a year for sitting round all day scratching their bollocks.

Red Road said...

I don't have to pay any taxes as I'm an asylum seeker on benefits but I'd be interested about that multi storey chute refuse system aswell. They must have people to sort out all the stuff at the depot as it's really bad for the environment to just landfill it all. They should get folk on the dole to sort it all out.

CrazyDaisy said...

DL

Already have 4 bins for glass plastic paper household and food ok 5 bins! Easy enough if you get into the habit just wondering how much the food is going to stink if we get a warm summer, as if!

If u don't seperate it they just leave it, I pay a charge in lieu of council tax so they've got me by the bas as it's taken at source!

CD

Dark Lochnagar said...

All, Sorry again being late replying to your comments. I've been in a fucking hospital all day waiting on an Angiogram, while they wheeled in more desrving bastards dying of heart attacks in front of me. Fucking queue jumpers! Now.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Red Roaders 1, not only to you appear to be colour blind, but you are racially blind as well. What the fuck were you doing chucking out those Russians last week. If you had put them down the chute they might have been alright.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, I'm with you. My council tax id £1360 and it's been frozen in Scotland for three years since the SNP came in with only the water and sewerage rate going up. Let's see if we can fuck them up by putting things in the wrong bin. Even better wait until it's dark and sneak out and put something which obviously shouldn't be there on the top of some bastard's bin you don't like. Wait until you have the pleasure of him not getting his bin lifted and a warning letter from the council. Lol.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Scunnjert, they could have taken it and had a quiet word in your shell-like. Bastards!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Jocko, if we donj't have landfill with decent stuff in it, what are the scavengers going to eat after the worldwide nuclear war?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Honourable Fred, I believe they actually did to try and wind him up in the ring. Actually I've just made that up, but that's what I would have done! It just shows you how rumours can spread.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Jocko 2, look at that poor bastard who called his sone, SUE! He sure as hell fought some harder men, but he just couldn't remember when! Or what about that guy in Belgium that brewed that beer and they called it after a woman, Stella Artois?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Oli, that's because the councils reckon that if your life is so shit that you live in a tower block and you don't have the wherewithall to move out and live somewhere decent then you must be stupid fuckers who would be unable to learn the rudiments of recycling. Or am I being too harsh?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Honourable Fred, of course it is. The Labour Government has given all sorts of fuckers the right to hold a gun against our head to extort money!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Red road 2, There actually is a family of Bulgarians on the third floor who sort it out as it comes down the chute. Why do you think all the Bucky bottles are completely drained when they hit the bin. They have some fucking parties in there. The whole floor rocks.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, find out where the council Leader lives and dump it in the bastard's front grass or better still over or inside his Limo!

Red Road said...

Hope you're feeling better after your op DL.
Ian Macwhirter did a good blog post on dodgy tickers a few weeks ago...



http://iainmacwhirter2.blogspot.com/2010/02/heart-disease-even-fit-people-like-me_24.html

Don't Call Me Dave said...

DL

Don't go and do a John Smith on us!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Red road, Thanks. Just gettingbthe tubes checked out! I read that bit by Iain, it just shows how easy it can happen to fit people. My advice is just go for it, medical science is wonderful nowadays!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Honoirable Fred, don't worry I've got a few fuckers to roast yet! The trouble with John Smith was that he thought he was a healthy bastard and it turned out he wasn't. I know I'm not and I take the required medication.

The Young Oligarch said...

I'll have you know my tower is very nice , DL . Everybody's granny and potted plants in the lobby .
Right enough there's always some dick who feels the need to chuck a mattress down the shute and block it up . Either that or a body .
So you could be right about "stupid fuckers" bit .

Dont Call Me Dave - Glad you got my point .

Dark Lochnagar said...

Oli, I'm sure it is. Is it one of those ones on the road to Wishaw as you climb the hill with the speed camera across the road?

The Young Oligarch said...

My masthead photo (with Fir Park in the middle-ground) tells the whole story , DL .

The scheme isn't as good as it used to be , however .

And f**k knows what it'll be like when they dynamite Heroin Heights .

How lucky we are to have McConnell and Roy to champion our interests !