Householders could be fined up to £1,000 if they fail to comply with complex new rules on refuse sorting. Food scraps, tea bags and vegetable peelings thrown into the wrong dustbin could land them with hefty penalties under government plans to be unveiled today.
Families could end up with five different bins and receptacles - including compulsory slop buckets for food waste - and be forced to sift through rubbish for anything that can be recycled, reused or converted into electricity.
This is Hilary Benn's idea, the FUCKWIT. A vegetarian PRICK with a WOMAN'S NAME! Not that's there is anything wrong with being a Vegetarian, but he let's it cloud his thought process. But I suppose if you were a man and your name was BERYL, it could be a bit fucking weird! This re-cycling carry on is getting too serious. Now don't get me wrong, I didn't mind at first putting rubbish in two different bins. But FIVE BINS! Where are we going to keep them all? How often are they going to be emptied? Will they pong in Summer? Will there be an explosion of MAGGOTS?
My wife is quite keen on the old re-cycling, but I must admit I'm getting to the point where I slip the odd bit of rubbish into the wrong bin as a PROTEST! AM I LOSING THE PLOT?