LONDON MAYOR KIDNAPPED BY MAD ROAD SWEEPER!

LONDON LIBRARY UNDER SIEGE AS 'NOB GANG' RIOTS!

The London Library-Pall Mall (library pic)

As I write this police are rushing to the LONDON LIBRARY just off Pall Mall as a bunch of 'nobs', many of whom are Oxbridge undergraduates, members of the  AnyoneforpoloOKyah gang from Sloane Square,  Chelsea have entered the building and have barricaded themselves in.

It is thought that some of the scum are reading books without paying to take them out of the library.  "The photcopier has been heard running almost constantly", said head librarian Constance Higginbottom.  The most popular tome appears to 'The History of the Tudors, What I Wrote', by the now discredited historian Dr. David Starkey, who last week offended liberal sensibilities by offering up the notion that last week's riots might have been due to the mass immigration of the last 20 years, particularly from Jamaica!

There are even suggestions tonight, that books by the celebrated authoress Jordan and the famous quick witted, 'man-about-town',  Piers Morgan have been trashed and used as toilet paper by some of the defecating rioters or arsenests, as they have become known.

The Mayor of London, Mr Boris Johnson, is known to be inside the premises.  It is not known if he is being held as a hostage, or whether he's trying to get his, 'Nat King Cole' from some of the younger, female protesters.

SOME MORE FIGURES FOR YOU!

People will tell you that the riots in England were the biggest thing to hit that country in years.  The World's press is full of stories about, 'BRITAIN'S' riots.  Let's consider these figures caused by this criminal shopping spree.

Highest estimated cost of riots: £100m
Tax avoidance by Vodafone: £6 billion
Tax spent on Libyan intervention: £1 billion
Tax avoidance in 2010 by richest people in the UK: £7 billion
Tax payers bill for banking crisis: £131 billion
Tax money spent in Iraqi conflict: £4.5 billion
Tax money spent on Afghan conflict (up until 2007): £7 billion
Total MP expenses bill (2007) £87.6m...

Pizza face Devine got sentenced to 16 months for fraud and got out in 4.  The former Home Secretary, flipped homes, stayed with her sister, put her man's wank films on her expenses and is still at liberty.

Some poor bastard with a clean record walking back from his girlfriend's house, sees a looted shop and stupidly goes in  and steals 4 small bottles of water, worth about £2 and gets 6 MONTHS IN JAIL!

And then the fuckers say, the law is the same for everyone.  Fuck Off!

THAT'S NICE-LONDON'S BURNING BUT THE BEACH VOLLEYBALL WENT AHEAD!

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Remember the Mogadishu food riots, the Pakistani rice riots and the Haitian water riots?  I wonder if this will be called the

'GREAT LONDON, FLAT TV RIOTS'?

NOT A LOT TO ARGUE WITH HERE, MOVE ON!

London riots: This is what happens when multiculturalists turn a blind eye to gang culture

By Damian Thompson Politics Last updated: August 8th, 2011
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The roots of these appalling events are many and tangled, but for the moment let’s just focus on one: the way Britain’s educational establishment has cringed helplessly in the face of a gang culture that rejects every tenet of liberal society. It’s violent, it’s sexist, it’s homophobic and it’s racist. But it is broadly tolerated by many people in the black community, which has lost control of its teenage youths. Those youths scare the wits out of teachers and social workers – and some police officers, too. The threat of physical violence is ever present in many schools, and one can hardly blame individual teachers for recoiling from it. But we should and must blame those schools and education authorities that have made extra space for gang culture in children’s lives because they believe it is an authentic expression of Afro-Caribbean and Asian identity. We are seeing a lot of black faces on our screens tonight; it’s a shame that the spotlight can’t also fall on those white multiculturalists who made this outrage possible.