|The London Library-Pall Mall (library pic)|
As I write this police are rushing to the LONDON LIBRARY just off Pall Mall as a bunch of 'nobs', many of whom are Oxbridge undergraduates, members of the AnyoneforpoloOKyah gang from Sloane Square, Chelsea have entered the building and have barricaded themselves in.
It is thought that some of the scum are reading books without paying to take them out of the library. "The photcopier has been heard running almost constantly", said head librarian Constance Higginbottom. The most popular tome appears to 'The History of the Tudors, What I Wrote', by the now discredited historian Dr. David Starkey, who last week offended liberal sensibilities by offering up the notion that last week's riots might have been due to the mass immigration of the last 20 years, particularly from Jamaica!
There are even suggestions tonight, that books by the celebrated authoress Jordan and the famous quick witted, 'man-about-town', Piers Morgan have been trashed and used as toilet paper by some of the defecating rioters or arsenests, as they have become known.
The Mayor of London, Mr Boris Johnson, is known to be inside the premises. It is not known if he is being held as a hostage, or whether he's trying to get his, 'Nat King Cole' from some of the younger, female protesters.