HERE'S AN INTERESTING WEE PROPOSAL!

I was listening to, what's his face Cameron the other day wittering on about the budget deficit and how we must all pay for Labour's mishandling of the Economy.
When it struck me.  WHAT THE FUCK IS IT TO DO WITH ME?  I have never voted Labour in my life, in fact I would rather cut my right arm off.  I didn't benefit from extra dole money or child benefit or tax credits or HEE HAW ELSE over the last 13 years, so why should I pay?

So here's my proposal.  LET THE ONES WHO VOTED LABOUR PAY!  After all, we have all the voting records, so if you voted for them you should get your state money cut or pay extra in taxes or not get that hip replacement and you better fucking hope you don't get cancer, because there is no money to treat you.  Your bit of the Army is getting shite weapons, (well they've all got shite weapons in reality), they'll be no free school meals for your kids and they can taught by some PAEDO IN A PORTACABIN!

When it's Labour's turn to get back in, I will enjoy the fine economy that the Tories have left like the last time until LABOUR FUCK IT UP AGAIN!  Oh and the picture?  I JUST LIKED IT!

IMMIGRANTS PAY £250 FOR CERTIFICATES THAT CLAIM THEY SPEAK ENGLISH!

THE BIRMINGHAM LANGUAGE SCHOOL

Immigrants who don’t understand English have been able to buy language certificates that give them the right to settle in Britain.


It has come to this blog's attention that staff at English language colleges in London and Birmingham have been offering migrants who speak little or no English Home Office-regulated English and Citizenship certificates for £250 each. Tests are rigged to allow almost anyone to pass.  Staff hand out crib sheets with questions and answers in English. Others let candidates write the sound of English words on the sheets in their own tongue, so the answers appear right, but they don’t know what they are saying.

At the UK Learning Academy in Birmingham, a staff assessor told an undercover reporter that candidates did not have to take any courses or speak any English to pass the tests. The assessor simply asked if the candidate knew their own name, date of birth and address. When told that they did, the assessor replied: “That’s all right then. That’s a guaranteed pass.”

WHY AM I NOT SUPRISED?  Is there anyone in this country, (apart from me), that's NOT ON THE MAKE?