Friday, 11 June 2010

HERE'S AN INTERESTING WEE PROPOSAL!


I was listening to, what's his face Cameron the other day wittering on about the budget deficit and how we must all pay for Labour's mishandling of the Economy.
When it struck me.  WHAT THE FUCK IS IT TO DO WITH ME?  I have never voted Labour in my life, in fact I would rather cut my right arm off.  I didn't benefit from extra dole money or child benefit or tax credits or HEE HAW ELSE over the last 13 years, so why should I pay?

So here's my proposal.  LET THE ONES WHO VOTED LABOUR PAY!  After all, we have all the voting records, so if you voted for them you should get your state money cut or pay extra in taxes or not get that hip replacement and you better fucking hope you don't get cancer, because there is no money to treat you.  Your bit of the Army is getting shite weapons, (well they've all got shite weapons in reality), they'll be no free school meals for your kids and they can taught by some PAEDO IN A PORTACABIN!

When it's Labour's turn to get back in, I will enjoy the fine economy that the Tories have left like the last time until LABOUR FUCK IT UP AGAIN!  Oh and the picture?  I JUST LIKED IT!

15 comments:

Mark MacLachlan said...

I'm sorry, did you say something there, I was rather distracted?

Labour's debt--not in my name.

banned said...

Good idea DL though in reality it will be mostly Labours clientele that will suffer, fewer of them will find jobs in the public sqandocracies, the Guardian should be brought to its knees by the drastic fall in revenue from advertising for these none jobs.

Cameron should appoint a hit squad for local authorities to make sure that it is the 5-a-day coordinators, climate change awareness officers and diversity wallahs who get the chop and not teachers, binmen and gardeners who do the jobs we actually want done.


Likewise Labours clients on benefits, especially those wrongly on disabilty (and I emphasise the "wrongly" as I have no wish to see the genuinly disabled suffer), will take the brunt of the hit on Social Services. Maybe a few Court cases for those most flagrantly misusing this benefit might get results without having to set up yet another inspectorate.

banned said...

ps, yes the woman is a stunna but please consider at least masking that revolting banner that you are currently using, it makes me quite queazy.

Bugger said...

Now there is a thought this bright and sunny morning, not in Scotland then?

We would need to take of their social at a £ per week though?

UKIP for me said...

Good thinking DL. It's the same with the utilities. Anyone who voted Tory from 1979 to 97 should pay all the inflated price rises in gas , electricity and water as it was the Tories who sold them off to the French and Germans who now use them as their private cash cow.

Uncle Marvo said...

When I get further down than the picture I'll let you know what I think.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Mark, "SHOVE YOUR DEBT, NOT IN MY NAME"! That can be our slogan as we march down Whitehall with her with the big tits at our fore, so to speak.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Banned, fucking Gardeners? No we don't need them. The poor teachers can be let go as the paedos will be instructing the Labour weans. They can go to Afghanistan and teach some Afghan lassies, who I believe haven't had a lot of teaching due to the Taliban!

Diane Abbott has to stay meantime. This could be a Michael Foot moment for the Labour party. Five candidates, all went to private school and Oxbridge and none of them have had a real job. Good choice!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Bugger, No I've decided I may have to move to England. Scotland is full of socialists! "Engerland, Engerland, we're the greatest team in the UK and our name is Engeland, Engerland, Engerland!

Dark Lochnagar said...

UKIPPERS, what the fuck do you mean 'SHOULD' pay. I fucking am paying. Here I am in a energy rich nation and I'm paying some fucking French company for my leccy. How is that? Why don't we have a Scottish National power company owned by the state giving us cheap power?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Marvoloso, C'mon now, this is not a time for ogling at lovely soft big tits. No Man, the future of the country is at stake. Although in saying that, they are fucking beautiful!

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

FFS WTF OTT KD ...I'm suffering occular dissonance here. You running some sort of psyop to drain our ability to think clearly DL? Jibber jibber, phwaarr, phnaar fnaar.... need to lie down PDQ.

The Young Oligarch said...

Nice photie , DL .

Not as good , though , as the one of the beauteous Diane Abbott , future leader of the People's Party and our evil, colonialist , oppressor-nation .

Following the tributes to St.Nelson of Mandela we have been hearing today , perhaps she could have some touching , ethnic title (rather than her "slave name") , such as MlikAmafani , to denote her future status as "Mother of The Nation" ?

Some arse on her , though .

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!! It's nice for a man to get some rest. Enjoy your lie down!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Oli, we rejoice in Diane Abbott, mother of the Scottish Nation. As from now she will be called by her Gaelic name, Rafuka Bigblackscunner! Hail to the mighty Rafuka!