Thursday, 10 June 2010

MY 1000th POST!

As tonight is my 1000th post since I started, I can exclusively reveal to you, that in reality, I am ABU HAMZA, Muslim extremist and Killie killer! No obviously I am not ABU,  a few of you have some idea of my identity but we'll maybe reveal them one day if we have a get together somewhere for a drink and a chat.

A Big thanks for putting up with my shite for over a year, my typos and the occasional spelling mistake that I don't pick up and for all your contributions, which I appreciate.  I've tried to make this a forum where you can say what you like without fear of moderation.  A special thanks to BANNED who has stuck with me most of the way and contributes the most of anyone, but all your contributions as I said are welcomed.  I hope I have entertained you over the length of time we have been together, I try to be as varied as possible but some times things annoy you!  I'm glad we don't get a GE every year as for a few days there I as POLITICKED OUT.  I know others felt the same way.  Gordon Brown for one, hee hee!

If you can put up with me talking PISH a bit more, I'll keep on doing it and FFS if you feel I'm getting boring, just tell me, I DON'T BITE!

26 comments:

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

For a dodgy hook handed cleric your typos isn't that bad. Sign me up for another 1000 deliveries of pish then Abu.

Isn't Diane's erse like something from Pitch Black? Several moons colliding.

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!!! you're right, for a hooky fucker I do OK. I'm going to have to check out the keys in this laptop, because sometimes the things I write don't come out that way!

Dark Lochnagar said...

INCOMING!!!! More like something from 'Pot Black', the entertaining Snooker programme.

tris said...

Duh...

You think we are all stupid....?

Errrrrr. Well, yeah, Ok you're probably right there, most of us are.

But we've always known who you are... It's the talk of the bogosphere matey, every time your back is turned.

Anyways congratuations on your 1000th post. I'm sure I'll give up long before I reach that, but then I'm a quitter, always was.

Keep at it, otherwise the Tories will probably put you in jail for slcaking....


<:¬)

banned said...

Congratulations on your 1,000th post DL; I follow your blog because you are usually informative and/or amusing amd because we can have our little disagreements without taking offence.

A word of warning; I believe that blogs can become "full", which is why now and again I go back and cull some of my own archive.

Sgt Pepperspray said...

Happy Grandness DL. As a newcomer (tisue (I fuckin knew there was 2 esses in tissue) I salute you. I visited ayreshire once apon a time, a town called Ardrossan near saltcoats, fuckin hell I was wankered to the extreme. Anyway I would like to wish you all the static inducing chin-ness best in your future blogging career. As you may have percieved I am environmentally friendly and have twatted the bottom out of the bottom of a blue wicked bottle to replace the lens that is sadly missing from your monacle. Even the Monacled Mutineer did not have the unmitigated audacity to hide his chain with an overlarge pyjama sleeve, happy blogday.

subrosa said...

Congratulations DL. I've given up counting!

Banned's a brave man to stick with you so long. ;)

Dark Lochnagar said...

Tris, as so you bastards are talking about me behind my back. Huh, I might have known. My paranoia was well founded then!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Thanks Banned you Wanker. I think the most important thing is how quickly it loads. Which is why I said to you a couple pf months ago about that cube thing you had. The more widgets you have the slower it gets IMO. Any way 'cull' content. No way, It's the basis of a book one of these days!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sarge, thanks mate. Yes, Ardrussan as the locals pronounce it. An interesting fact, Rantin Rab, comes from there although he now has moved on to pastures new and even less salubrious! You may be new to the blog but your comments are interesting, keep them up, it's comments that are the life blood of a blog.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rosie, I wouldn't have known my self had my blog editor not told me. I only noticee it by chance. You must be into the tens of thousands by now, I envy your output. I don't know when you find time to get your man's dinner on the table!

Don't Call Me Dave said...

DL

You do the county of Scotlandshire proud and when Jeremy Clarkson finally becomes PM, I’m sure he’ll find you a job in his Cabinet.

Allan said...

Congratulations DL. 1,000 posts and still going strong.

You do make great points but in the funniest of ways lol.

For any England fans.


The
government is worried that men's willies are getting smaller! To find out
how great the problem is, they have asked all men with penises smaller
than three inches to put a white flag with a red cross on their car!
Please post to your status to help the Government survey.

Lol someone posted it on Facebook.

RantinRab said...

Funny, it seems more than a thousand. Much more....

Only kidding, well done on reaching a milestone. I've a bit to catch up on!

Keep up the good work and it's good to see you've put your pic on your blog at long last!

Sarge, being out your tits is highly recommended whenever anyone is in Ardrussan. You wouldn't like it if sober....

CrazyDaisy said...

Keep it real big man!

Sir Fred the Shred said...

Congratulations DL. You must come around to my new pad for a drink and we can talk about what a great year it has been for both of us.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/constructionandproperty/7815617/Sir-Fred-Goodwin-buys-3.5m-property-in-Edinburgh.html

Dark Lochnagar said...

Honourable Fred, Thanks mate. You sometimes wonder just how someone like Clarkson would actually do if he was made PM. It would be interesting anyway!

Dark Lochnagar said...

Allan Thanks. I saw that comment on Facebook, it's a good one. I think we Scots will be sorely tried until England either win it or more likely are knocked out on penalties.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Rab, thanks. How did the interview go?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Daisy, as always. Where about are you at the moment? Back home yet?

Dark Lochnagar said...

Sir Fred, I'll give you a £3.5m property in Edinburgh, what about my booking at the villa. Is it still on or not!

HeadsonPoles said...

Congratulations DL.
Carry on Sir for as long as you can as according to the news today, everybody in Scotland will die soon.
Glad you don't want flowers.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Headson, move over, I'm coming down before I kick it!

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