I was listening to, what's his face Cameron the other day wittering on about the budget deficit and how we must all pay for Labour's mishandling of the Economy.
When it struck me. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT TO DO WITH ME? I have never voted Labour in my life, in fact I would rather cut my right arm off. I didn't benefit from extra dole money or child benefit or tax credits or HEE HAW ELSE over the last 13 years, so why should I pay?
So here's my proposal. LET THE ONES WHO VOTED LABOUR PAY! After all, we have all the voting records, so if you voted for them you should get your state money cut or pay extra in taxes or not get that hip replacement and you better fucking hope you don't get cancer, because there is no money to treat you. Your bit of the Army is getting shite weapons, (well they've all got shite weapons in reality), they'll be no free school meals for your kids and they can taught by some PAEDO IN A PORTACABIN!
When it's Labour's turn to get back in, I will enjoy the fine economy that the Tories have left like the last time until LABOUR FUCK IT UP AGAIN! Oh and the picture? I JUST LIKED IT!
Letters have surfaced in Germany proving that the World War Two spy who inspired the hero the the Oscar-winning film The English Patient was no womaniser but a gay man in love with a young soldier called Hans Entholt.
So the 'so called', woman shagger, was actually a homosexual, paedophile Nazi. That won't suit those STRAIGHT, HETERO BASTARDS! In a week filled with tales of HOMOSEXUAL, PAEDOPHILE PRIESTS that's got to be a positive gay story. HASN'T IT?
A father was stopped from taking a photo of his son on a children's train ride after an over-zealous security guard accused him of being a paedophile.
Kevin Geraghty-Shewan, 48, was approached by the guard after he took the picture of his four-year-old son Ben on the toy engine outside a shop. He was then threatened with arrest after refusing to hand his mobile phone containing the picture after a row with a policeman.
Just what is this fucking country coming to? We are SO UP OUR OWN COLLECTIVE ARSE with PC legislation that it is no longer possible to live a normal life as our parents would have recognised it.
We have to get rid of this STINKING, PILE, OF PUTRID, LABOUR SHITE AND GET ON WITH A NORMAL LIFE!
