CHRIS HUHNE IS A VERY MISGUIDED MAN!

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"Families who reject green measures such as insulating their homes should be hit with higher council-tax bills, Energy Secretary Chris Huhne has urged.

The Liberal Democrat minister said he expected ‘enlightened’ councils to favour homeowners who made their properties more energy efficient".

This is not the first time I've heard this prat spouting dangerous 'Libdem green' policies.  Does he imaagine for one second that the emerging economies of China, India and Brazil give a fuck about green issues? He and Clegg are going to bankrupt this country or at the very least hinder the recovery if he burdens businesses with unnecessary taxes.  Money that should be going into promoting employment and growing businesses instead of hindering them!

It hasn't to the best of my knowledge happened here yet, but in Spain whenever a decent size shop shuts, it opens the next week as a 'Chinese Bazaar', selling all types of cheap, plastic shite.  the worst thing is you enter at your peril or you end up with more crap that you will never use, that will end up at the back of your kitchen cupboard along with the microwave poached egg, toasted sandwich and bread makers. 

I suppose when they cost fuck all to make then you can sell them for nothing.  The Chinese don't have any workers' rights, they don't get a pension or disability benefit.  Is that the measure of a civilised society?

  Not in my book! 

UPDATE-I REST MY CASE!

HEALTH AND SAFETY CHINESE STYLE!

IT'S JUST A SHAME THIS GUY IS IN JAIL!

China responded furiously yesterday after the country's most famous dissident, the imprisoned pro-democracy campaigner Liu Xiaobo, won the Nobel Peace Prize in recognition of his long and non-violent struggle for human rights.

China described the award to Mr Liu as "an insult". Mr Liu is serving 11 years in prison for subversion, but the decision cast a spotlight on the country's human rights record, with US President Barack Obama, (who gives a fuck what he says!), leading calls for Mr Liu's immediate release.

I had a business acquaintance, a person of Chinese extraction, who is now a successful businessman in Edinburgh, who I got to know really well, well as well as you can know a Chinese person in the lead up to 1990, when we ceased to meet through no fault of his.

Now in 1989, he was quite motivated by the Tian'anmen Square protest and anyway, although I know fuck all about it,  if it was good enough for him, that'll do for me too!

JUDGE SPARKS ROW AFTER TELLING CHINESE DEFENDANT TO LEARN ENGLISH-AT LAST!

A judge came under fire from ethnic groups last night after telling a Chinese woman to spend the next year learning English to 'make life easier'.

Judge Julian Hall made the remark as he sentenced Wei Cai for deliberately driving her car into her husband's during an argument near a parade of shops in Oxford.  Cai, 31, needed an interpreter to admit dangerous driving and causing damage to property.  Sentencing her on Friday, Judge Hall told Cai: 'I shouldn't say this, but I will. I would spend the next 12 months learning English. It would make life a lot easier.'

TOO RIGHT JUDGE! All immigrants should at least go to a learning centre within twelve months of settling in this country, to learn English, the History of Great Britain and our customs and traditions.  If I went to a foreign country whether it be China, Australia or India, I would expect the same and if it was not on offer from the State, I would then do it off my own back whether it was the law or not.  THAT'S WHAT WRONG.  We are creating GHETTOS in this country where no one speaks English or for that matter, WANTS TO! 

NOW THAT'S WHAT WE NEED SOME 'REAL' TORIES!

Former 'Tory Grandee' Norman Tebbit is accused of  kicking the arsehole of a small child who was the rear part of a Chinese dragon.  Lord Tebbit, 78, ran outside his house after revellers celebrating Chinese New Year in the street at a nearby restaurant started banging a drum and cymbals.

He is alleged to have run into the crowd, put his hands over the drums and then kicked the rear of the child who was dressed in the traditional costume dragon.  He then ran after the dragon repeatedly kicking the child's arsehole.

Aah!  That's what we need in the Tory Party today, real Tories.  Can you imagine namby-pamby, Blair sound-a-like, Bullingdon Boy CAMERON running after a CHINESE DRAGON KICKING IT'S ARSE? 

NO NEITHER CAN I, MORE'S THE PITY!

PEOPLE OF HAITI TO DONATE CHARITY MONEY TO KILMARNOCK

LOCAL MP, CATHY JAMIESON TOURS THE STRICKEN TOWN

President Goulache of HAITI, in a gesture of extraordinary generosity, has pledged that ALL MONEY raised by International Charities is to be donated to KILMARNOCK, after he saw the PICTURES OF DEVASTATION caused recently when the CHINESE CARRY-OUTS closed for the annual CHINESE NEW YEAR HOLIDAY.

Rampaging looters have been seen attacking CHIP SHOPS that have run out of CHINESE CURRY SAUCE for their CHIPS and the local SUPERMARKETS have been looted for ANY CHINESE FOOD.  PRAWN CRACKERS have become the local currency with DRUG DEALERS giving away free 'SMACK' with every bag.  The local WHORES have been dropping their KNICKERS for a SPRING ROLL and illicit SPECIAL FRIED RICE dens are springing up all over town.

HELPING KILLY'S single, Everybody Hurts, orchestrated by pop mogul Simon Cowell has been top of the singles charts for a second week running and famous WAG, CHERYL COLE has promised to visit the town if the POLICE can guarantee she won't be raped.  POP-PIXIE, BOB GELDORF, is said to be ready and willing to put on an AID CONCERT to rival anything seen so far. 


TOUR BUSES from the neighbouring, if more affluent town of AYR are quickly being organised by the local population and thousands of tins of DOG FOOD have been donated to THROW AT THE KILLY BASTARDS!

+++ SOME DIETARY ADVICE+++

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than BRITS


CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what you like.Speaking English is apparently what kills you.