Showing posts with label CHINESE NEW YEAR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CHINESE NEW YEAR. Show all posts

Saturday, 31 December 2011

ALL THE BEST AT THE BELLS!

Another year in.  Another year of talking shite with all you daft bastards that contribute your comments to this blog.  As you can see I am in Spain, as most of you knew.  Now I know the pic was taken in October, but I've been sitting in the sun in 20 degrees of heat all afternoon.  I spent yesterday in Cartagena.  Some things really struck me.  Spain is supposed to be on it's arse.  Well, you wouldn't know it.  The streets are spotless, the shops are busy and everyone looks prosperous.  Now, you could argue, that this is because of the money that the EU has pumped in over the years and I wouldn't disagree.  But, other things are also evident.  Spanish people take pride in their country and their society.  Go down any main street in the UK and all you see are rubbish strewn streets, full of young, fat lassies who shag like rabbits and consequently are dragging or pushing in prams, their cheeky, sullen kids, who cost the taxpayer a fortune because they can't keep their knickers on until they get a ring on their finger or at least some commitment from the morons who haven't got the brains to put on a gongy to stop their worthless seed penetrating the sluts.  (How was that for a sentence).

Could it be that the Spanish are in the main still Catholic, if not in religion at least in ideals?  Yes, and I know all about priests shagging weans, I don't know, but I would guess that it's still seen as shameful to have a kid out of wedlock.  Is it because they are still a reasonable young democracy, having lived under Franco for so long?  Anyway, I hope we all have a good and prosperous New Year and as we say in Scotland,

AW THE BEST AT THE BELLS AND LANG MAY YIR LUM REEK WI ITHER FOWKS COAL!

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

NOW THAT'S WHAT WE NEED SOME 'REAL' TORIES!


Former 'Tory Grandee' Norman Tebbit is accused of  kicking the arsehole of a small child who was the rear part of a Chinese dragon.  Lord Tebbit, 78, ran outside his house after revellers celebrating Chinese New Year in the street at a nearby restaurant started banging a drum and cymbals.


He is alleged to have run into the crowd, put his hands over the drums and then kicked the rear of the child who was dressed in the traditional costume dragon.  He then ran after the dragon repeatedly kicking the child's arsehole.

Aah!  That's what we need in the Tory Party today, real Tories.  Can you imagine namby-pamby, Blair sound-a-like, Bullingdon Boy CAMERON running after a CHINESE DRAGON KICKING IT'S ARSE? 
NO NEITHER CAN I, MORE'S THE PITY!