VOTE WITH YOUR HEART!

A DAY ON THE BEACH!

A CHEEKY WEE WINE FROM TESCOS?

A WEE VIDEO I'VE MADE OF LORCA IN MURCIA WHERE THE EARTHQUAKE WAS.

WTF HAS STEPHEN LAWRENCE GOT TO DO WITH REV. JESSE JACKSON?

The Stephen Lawrence murder was wrong.  It was racist and the murderers are and were scum.

But, the moron, (Reverend) Jesse Jackson is all over our media, making comments about the situation between the races in the UK.  What the fuck has it got to do with him?  Can you imagine what would happen if the hairy twat, the Archbishop of Canterbury, went to the US and started lecturing the Americans about their society?  Like the real racism that is still worse in the US then anything we have here.  Like the pish their politicians talk about, believing in the power of God and how he will guide the nation.  Like how they think they are the world's saviours, when all they have done is made enemies all over the world, dragging us into it.  Why do these pricks think they can come over here and lecture us on how we live our lives?

  FUCK OFF AND PUT YOUR OWN HOUSE IN ORDER!

WHY DON'T THESE RICH OLD FUCKERS RETIRE?

I was just watching some utter shite, starring David Jason, about a so-called Royal protection officer with a toupee.  It was well beneath him for a man who has appeared in so many good comedy series like 'Only Fool and Horses' over the years.

It got me thinking about that old fucker, Michael Parkinson, who must have more money than you could throw shite at, advertising insurance.  How much money, do these greedy fuckers need?  Why don't they retire and enjoy the spoils of their careers?  Do they not realise, that they will be dead in 10 years?  If they are not happy with their lives, surely they have enough money, to do something about it?  The rest of us are struggling and the 'elite', like the Queen are giving us, the proles, an exhibition of her diamonds, for her birthday.  The sycophant arse-lickers, will love it an will queue up to see them.  Do they not see what is happening?  

Or is it just us nutters?

ALL THE BEST AT THE BELLS!

Another year in.  Another year of talking shite with all you daft bastards that contribute your comments to this blog.  As you can see I am in Spain, as most of you knew.  Now I know the pic was taken in October, but I've been sitting in the sun in 20 degrees of heat all afternoon.  I spent yesterday in Cartagena.  Some things really struck me.  Spain is supposed to be on it's arse.  Well, you wouldn't know it.  The streets are spotless, the shops are busy and everyone looks prosperous.  Now, you could argue, that this is because of the money that the EU has pumped in over the years and I wouldn't disagree.  But, other things are also evident.  Spanish people take pride in their country and their society.  Go down any main street in the UK and all you see are rubbish strewn streets, full of young, fat lassies who shag like rabbits and consequently are dragging or pushing in prams, their cheeky, sullen kids, who cost the taxpayer a fortune because they can't keep their knickers on until they get a ring on their finger or at least some commitment from the morons who haven't got the brains to put on a gongy to stop their worthless seed penetrating the sluts.  (How was that for a sentence).

Could it be that the Spanish are in the main still Catholic, if not in religion at least in ideals?  Yes, and I know all about priests shagging weans, I don't know, but I would guess that it's still seen as shameful to have a kid out of wedlock.  Is it because they are still a reasonable young democracy, having lived under Franco for so long?  Anyway, I hope we all have a good and prosperous New Year and as we say in Scotland,

AW THE BEST AT THE BELLS AND LANG MAY YIR LUM REEK WI ITHER FOWKS COAL!

WHY ARE DJs SUCH SCATHING TALENTLESS FUCKWITS?

Here I am sitting in Spain, half pished listening to TOTP2 on the BBC and the commentary is by some fucking, scathing, talentless, failed musician called Mark Radcliffe.

Now I don't know, who the fuck he is, but I believe he is some DJ on Radio 1, a station I never listen to but he is one annoying bastard.

Why do arseholes like him get paid fortunes for being hopeless?  I'll throw in another name, Chris Evans, another talentless prick.

You'd have thought that sitting in the sun for two hours a day would have mellowed me?

THE TROUBLE IS NOT WITH PENSIONS, IT'S THE WAY THEY ARE ADMINISTERED!

TWO TWATS IN A ROW, THIS TIME A GINGER TWAT!

I've followed all this shite today, about the public sector employees fighting for their pension etc, etc and the difference between public and private pensions.  So here's my take on it, for what it's worth.

I believe that if you start a job and they tell you the conditions are such and such, then you are entitled to expect that to be the case. For public employees, the majority of who, don't get huge pensions, that should be what happens.  I coming from the private sector have never understood, why because, you work for the Government, you should get a final salary pension.  But apart from that,  I spent some time in the pensions industry in the 90s and the one thing, I could never get my head around was, that in a money purchase scheme you had to turn your pension pot over to some fucking insurance company!

Now if I had a final pot of say, £100,000, (which I don't), why should I say to some insurance company, " I want to buy an annuity, please take my money, pay me a pittance, if I die at age 67, give my wife a half pension and if she dies at age of 68, then just you take the rest of the pension pot and invest it, into your profits"!

Now, if I am lucky enough to hit a pension age and I had a pension pot of £100,000, I would like to say to the Government, "OK, give me that money and I will do whatever the fuck I feel like doing with it"!  I may want to buy a new house, a new car, a new house in Spain (see banner!), or some 23 year old whore for a year, it's MY FUCKING MONEY!

Until they can solve the above question and stop taking donations and bribes from insurance companies, then politicians, if it was anything to do with me, you could shove your

PRIVATE PENSION, RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE!!!!