SCOTTISH HISTORY IN SCOTTISH SCHOOLS

(Isn't it funny how in Scotland Tory women look like men and Labour men look like women)!

Scottish Tories and LibDums have protested at the Scottish Government's proposal to teach Scottish history in Scottish schools.   The Scottish Conservatives' education spokeswoman, Liz Smith, insists that Scottish history is already 'adequately taught' in schools and has voiced fears about the 'pseudo-nationalist undertones' of the new subject while the Libdums insist that Scottish history is adequately taught.

  I have 'O' levels and Highers in History from my school times in the 60/70s.  However, I was only taught English history at school in Ayrshire.  I am an expert on the Tudors, but any knowledge I have of Scottish history, I have taught myself.  Is anyone else the same?

I'VE BEEN OUTED BY PORN WIKILEAKS AS PORN STAR, 'KING DONG'!

Some of my recent porn films

A Los Angeles health clinic that caters to porn actors is investigating allegations that patient information was leaked to a web site.
The Adult Industry Medical Health Care Foundation said yesterday it is investigating the possibility that its medical record database was breached to supply information for a web site called Pornwikileaks.com.

As I am named as the PORN ACTOR, known in my films as 'KING DONG', due to the huge size of my cock, (it's twelve inches, but I don't generally use it nowadays as a rule), I have decided that it's better to make a clean breast of it so to speak.

I started my acting in the 70s, when I was little more than a teenager, playing a schoolboy to big fat women with huge tits, who played my aunties.  One of my first films, 'I Shagged My Fat Auntie', was big in 1974, you probably saw it.  Some of my most demanding roles like, 'King Dong Does the Sheik's Harem', were made when my sexual prowess was at it's peak in the 80s.  I won a 'Willy' award for that, the porn industry's equivalent of the 'Oscars'. 

Unfortunately in the 90s, I caught, 'porn actor's droop' and my career was over, although my cock has opened the odd village fete and is still a bit of a celebrity locally and it and I, open the batting for the Ayrshire, over 50s, Cricket Team.