Showing posts with label PORN STARS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PORN STARS. Show all posts

Saturday, 2 April 2011

I'VE BEEN OUTED BY PORN WIKILEAKS AS PORN STAR, 'KING DONG'!

Some of my recent porn films


A Los Angeles health clinic that caters to porn actors is investigating allegations that patient information was leaked to a web site.
The Adult Industry Medical Health Care Foundation said yesterday it is investigating the possibility that its medical record database was breached to supply information for a web site called Pornwikileaks.com.

As I am named as the PORN ACTOR, known in my films as 'KING DONG', due to the huge size of my cock, (it's twelve inches, but I don't generally use it nowadays as a rule), I have decided that it's better to make a clean breast of it so to speak.

I started my acting in the 70s, when I was little more than a teenager, playing a schoolboy to big fat women with huge tits, who played my aunties.  One of my first films, 'I Shagged My Fat Auntie', was big in 1974, you probably saw it.  Some of my most demanding roles like, 'King Dong Does the Sheik's Harem', were made when my sexual prowess was at it's peak in the 80s.  I won a 'Willy' award for that, the porn industry's equivalent of the 'Oscars'. 

Unfortunately in the 90s, I caught, 'porn actor's droop' and my career was over, although my cock has opened the odd village fete and is still a bit of a celebrity locally and it and I, open the batting for the Ayrshire, over 50s, Cricket Team.