The former leader of the Libdums, Tavish Dickhead Scott has decided that the isles of Orkney and Shetland could remain a part of the UK should Scotland decide to become independent.
The people in my street have also decided that if they vote against independence they could become a separate country. They have asked me to be Prime Minister, which I shall do through one of my minions whilst I sit in the sun in Spain. We will of course demand control over our own mineral supplies and will demand that the Paki shop sells his drink at cost price to residents. When the population are pissed out their skulls they won't notice that I have tripled their council tax which will be filtered to a bank account in Spain. When I enough to by a bike for the wife, she will be able to pedal to the shops to get me my bevvy instead of walking. We will vote in Sean Connery to be the first President in place of those German bloodsuckers who currently sit in Buckingham Palace.
You might say that all of this is a bit far fetched, but that stupid looking fucker, Scott, started it!