ALONG WITH ORKNEY AND SHETLAND MY STREET WANTS TO BE A SEPARATE COUNTRY.

The former leader of the Libdums, Tavish Dickhead Scott has decided that the isles of Orkney and Shetland could remain a part of the UK should Scotland decide to become independent.

The people in my street have also decided that if they vote against independence they could become a separate country. They have asked me to be Prime Minister, which I shall do through one of my minions whilst I sit in the sun in Spain.  We will of course demand control over our own mineral supplies and will demand that the Paki shop sells his drink at cost price to residents.  When the population are pissed out their skulls they won't notice that I have tripled their council tax which will be filtered to a bank account in Spain.  When I enough to by a bike for the wife, she will be able to pedal to the shops to get me my bevvy instead of walking.  We will vote in Sean Connery to be the first President in place of those German bloodsuckers who currently sit in Buckingham Palace.

You might say that all of this is a bit far fetched, but that stupid looking fucker, Scott, started it!

THE UNIONISTS SHOUT ABOUT LONDON'S FINANCIAL CLOUT BUT WHAT HAS IT DONE TO BRITAIN?

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We're often told how much we should be indebted to the City of London's financial clout but looking at the figures above we have the lowest growth in the G20 with the exception of Japan, which had an earthquake and a nuclear disaster!

What that means of course is that thanks to our lax banking system, put in place by Labour, we are basically fucked.  We are falling behind most of the G20's other countries as countries like Argentina, India, Russia and China race ahead.  How long will it be, until their standard of living is higher than ours?

Look as well at the debt figures.  Many of them are much lower than ours which enables them borrow more should they need it to promote growth.  I'm fortunate to bank with an Australian bank, (the Clydesdale), which wasn't allowed to gear up their lending by the Australian government, unlike what happened here.  Their debt ratio is 13.6% of GDP.  Other Western countries like the US are in a similar position, to us, although their growth is higher meaning that they will get out of debt quicker.

So in other words, the country has been bankrupted by the banks as we all knew.  We then bail them out and another part of the bankster hierarchy lends us the money to do it and every time money moves in the world they make money!   Merrily, they fucking laugh!

IS THIS THE TYPE OF MAN WE NEED AS PM?

JOHN HOWARD, PRIME MINISTER OF AUSTRALIA 1996

"IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture".

Sounds like just the type of chappy we could do with here.  A LIBERAL/CONSERVATIVE.  Oh fuck, I forgot that's what we've got.  So why isn't he like Howard?  Why do we vote Conservative and get more socialism?  Sorry I FORGOT THE E.U.!